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Old 04-08-2008   #1
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Default apple cow episode 1: selective survey

not sure where this will reside just yet, so there's no better place to talk about it than the forum for comics i make that aren't called zelda comic. a few years ago, i found a bunch of pictures i drew in my youthful days. mostly cows (boy oh boy did i like cows as a kid). i scanned in everything i could find for posterity, and very quickly realized that these would be fun to use as artwork in a clipart comic. fast forward, like, years, and i finally get around to making it happen! please enjoy the probably-ongoing adventures of apple cow and friends!

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Spectacular!
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I hope Professor Dinosaur makes a cameo!
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I've never heard of a kid being into cows. Then again I've never really asked any.

This is great, I look forward to more apple centric barnyard adventures.
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Never heard of a kid being into cows?

Back in the day on the 4th grade playground, cows were THE BEST. For EVERYONE.

Nice comic by the way.
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Back in high school in my friend group, it was considered a sign of affection to draw a cow for your significant other.
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Oh sure, that's normal high school stuff, and farm animals are always tied to such relationships. But for a little kid?
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Man, that's gotta be some kinda record for 'fastest comic remixed'. And also 'fastest comic series remixed'. Two-for-one!
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my mom tells me the third word i ever spoke was "cow" (after "mama" and "dada"). it probably helps that she worked on a dairy farm for many years, so i had a lot of early exposure to cows. they had a male calf there once which i named "mario cow" (before they shipped him off on account of somewhat lacking milk production). this book is on my bookshelf right now. but yeah, i've always been something of a fan.

dayamn, jeff, you remixed the whole dang series in one fell swoop! nicely done!
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If we keep it up we can have more remixes than actual comics!
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The power of love is a curious thing. Make a one man weep, make another man sing.

Also, mario totally needs to use this as the comic's theme song.
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I made a remix of Jeff's remix. I am not funny this week! Do not make me remix things if you want them to be funny!

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So it turns out Mario was always an avid mac fan.
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And that I don't check whether everything is lined up when I save an animated gif.
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I kind of like it better with your name bouncing around all over the place.
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Actually it appears that mario's lifelong dream was to install Mac OS onto a Gateway PC.
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Oh man, we still have those cow spot boxes. Microsoft Bob!
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