64th - Two Brews, A Brew And A Brewzza Place

[mario]

Douglas!

[deku12345]

Rip2shreds and Walterisburning should be reserved as AIM screen names if they are not already taken.

[Stef]

Um, this kid looks pretty much exactly like every childhood photo of Mario, evAR. Coincidence??

[hlavco]

Aw, now you print the start AND end dates at the tops of Brews? How potentially embarrassing for some of us!

Rip2shreds and Walterisburning should be reserved as AIM screen names if they are not already taken.

Some of my characters have reserved AIM names, but I haven't thought of a good use for them yet, and they're not nearly as awesome as the ones in this Brew.

[mario]

I didn't enjoy "Cavemen" in childhood! Also, his eyes are a much creepier shade of blue than mine.

[Amoeba Boy]

Bilge Dasto is still on the loose!

[geoko]

i loves 7 years later's son.

[Agentcel]

Originally Posted by Stef

Um, this kid looks pretty much exactly like every childhood photo of Mario, evAR. Coincidence??

Is it weird that I thought the same thing, however I've never seen his little kid pictures?

O_o

[Stef]

Not at all, Agentcel, because that kid pretty much is Mario's little clone brother. CURIOUS FACT ABOUT MARIO: He looks 100% like his dad and 0% like his mom. BECAUSE MARIO TOO IS A CLONE. I bet if you go back in history you can locate Renaissance Mario Panighetti, hanging out painting a dinosaur on the ceiling of a church or something. This is especially interesting because as far as history is concerned, cloning was not yet invented during the Renaissance. Lies, apparently.

[Takeru]

I knew he was cloned! He's always saying things like "Hey, what's up dude, I'm a clone!" and "Hey, have you seen the guy I was cloned from around?" which doesn't even make sense, seeing as I live nowhere near him.

[Stef]

Yeah, well, clones get kind of fucked up after a few iterations. You remember House of Cosbys.

[Professor MacJake]

Originally Posted by Stef

I bet if you go back in history you can locate Renaissance Mario Panighetti, hanging out painting a dinosaur on the ceiling of a church or something. This is especially interesting because as far as history is concerned, cloning was not yet invented during the Renaissance. Lies, apparently.

My God, this is just like The DaVinci Code...with clones.

[Amoeba Boy]

Damned Illuminati.

[mario]

Originally Posted by Professor MacJake

My God, this is just like The DaVinci Code...with clones.

Also it's marginally entertaining.

ZING!

[Stef]

I just need to update you all: we figured out that Renaissance Mario was in fact a milkman. Also, my sister pointed out that the dinosaur that Renaissance Mario painted on the church ceiling was the cow's father. That cow died for our sins.

[mario]

MOVING ON, I think this episode might have the greatest number of head transplant picture edits of any Brew. It's the most I remember doing, anyway.

[Apathy]

Pfft. Moving on to hide your cow origins!

[Takeru]

I thought that was the formula for brewing? Find celebrity A, and replace their head with Witch's Brew character B, then say something witty and topical.

[geoko]

there is no method to the madness.

[Hamelin]

If anything, there is madness in the method.