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Old 04-23-2008   #1
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Does Apple Cow have horns or a ribbon?
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Hibbons! Riborns!
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It's a bow. Apple Cow must be female.
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I think the fact that it's a cow was proof enough of that.
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Eh. I call bulls cows sometimes.
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Old 04-23-2008   #7
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"cow" is the common name for a domestic bovine animal regardless of sex. kids don't call them "cattle".

those are horns you see there. the lack of udders should have also been a clue as to apple cow's masculine gender. then again, i've seen some of my childhood drawings containing both udders and horns. i blame birdo for screwing with my conceptions of visual external gender identifiers at an impressionable stage.
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What is that thing he holds the apple with, anyway?
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i think apple cow is a pretty cool guy. eh thinks apples are delicious and doesnt afraid of anything
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thing? i think he's supposed to be in the middle of eating it, since he's got an open mouth directly adjacent to it. as i understand it (at least from observing the handful of samples i'm using for the comic), kid drawings don't usually overlap distinct objects.

i'm not seeing a thing.
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He's using telekenisis to eat the apple!

You think cows/bulls have anything better to do all day than devolop their psi skills? Eating grass only takes up so much time, even with four stomachs.
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"cow" is the common name for a domestic bovine animal regardless of sex. kids don't call them "cattle".
I did.
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...you might be a redneck...
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So it's a mouth separate from his head?

Come to think of it, the other one has a separate mouth (and eyes) too.
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That's it's nose. And this was drawn by a 3 year old.
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I think you're all overlooking this very interesting plot development! How will apple cow live with all the apples endangered, and what will the police do if they catch him!? Apple Cow is now an outlaw!
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will he be hanged?
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will he be hanged?
We'll have to wait for the next thrilling episode!
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Applecow just got a lot more bad ass!!!

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