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Old 07-18-2008   #1
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Default E3 2008: Duke Nukem Trilogy trailer: what the hell were they thinking?

A trailer was released at E3 for the Duke Nukem Trilogy...

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I thought that the trailer was an absolute joke, I couldn't stop giggling. There's no way they were thinking, while making this trailer, that anyone could take them seriously. I would totally play this compilation, btw.
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That was four minutes of letters flashing, the same nuclear explosion, and one zoom in on Duke's crotch... What the hell...
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As someone who actually edits game trailers professionally, I feel literally insulted by that. Worst. Game. Trailer. Since. The 80s.
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That couldn't have been serious. I can't believe it.
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Artistic genius!
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No, see, I think I get it. It's not a compilation of games, but rather a game where you shoot the titles of Duke Nukem games that are flashing on the screen every now and then. And when you do, there's a nuclear explosion.
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Matt just showed me this, and I thought you all should see: Burger Time trailer!

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I'd buy that any day. Its a no brainer really
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burger time = awesome.
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Ahh yes, I held high score once. I would actually brag about that.
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Wow, I can't believe that was shown to the public. They couldn't at least show some concept art?
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They were plainly aware of what they were doing. Apogee is griefing the internet.

Seriously, it looked like the conscripted someone from youtube to make this, what was with the people in gas masks?
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Late to the party on the Burger Time trailer, but I see that the rest of the internet is as well. DSF'd!
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