Amoeba Boy
Amoeba Boy
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Hey Kuko. That happens to me every single day. People line up outside my dorm room so I can change their lives. It's like having a miracle on a little chain inside my pocket. And for a funnier wording, it's like having a miracle in my pants.
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I love the baconator but even I find that pizza repulsive. I think they cross the line when they put burgers on it.
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In my opinion, you can never make a pocket watch unwearable, they're that cool.
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Today is the one year anniversary of when my girlfriend and I started dating. Huzzah! She got me a pocket watch and now I feel cool and dapper.
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#1, she has gigantic boobs. I'm assuming our main guy cares about that kinda thing.
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I just realized another quirk at dinner. For whatever reason I like eating small foods vertically. That is, placing a pretzel in my mouth so that my front teeth are in the notch at the top and then biting it in half. I also do it with chips, candy, and salads.
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It's not really peculiar but I'm almost always drumming of something with my fingers. Even if it's just a general rock beat that doesn't belong to any one song in particular. I'll do it till my fingers hurt and then use a different part of my finger.
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I am truly envious of the life you guys have lived. The furthest west I've ever been is Detroit and the only time I've left America is to visit Canada for a day.
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I just had bacon pizza. Yum yum!
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My thoughts have pretty much been summed up already by Jakey and Serephel. I feel McCain isn't much of a maverick anymore and that his VP selection is nothing more than a gimmick. If anyone can provide reasons why he picked her I'd like to know, I'm open to learning but right now I can't think of any good reasons.
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I love you guys. This was probably expected and all, but it's true. You guys are all so awesome, everyone. Jakey, Adam, Ryan, X, hlavco, Stef, tak, agentcel, god, everyone, you are all the best the internet has to offer. The world always seems like the end is just around the corner but anytime I come here I remember that…
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Oh fuck guys. Thank you all so much. I don't know if it's evident but I've had quite a few. I love you guys for posting these, they are all beautiful. I've had maybe 6 or 7 kamikazes, some with tequila, some with SoCo. My first drink as a 21 year old was a Sam Adams and it was just great. Welp, I think I'm gonna watch some…
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There are far more ambiguous "sports" than baseball. Some good ones to discuss are cheerleading, Nascar driving, and marching band. I've also never really considered golf to be a sport. I understand the skill and hand-eye coordination that goes into it. I sure as hell can't hit a ball 300 yards, but I can't juggle either…
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Prior to that I believe the U.S. had outscored their opponents 57 to 1. And that one run was unearned.
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I don't have any zany images on this computer, but I've been saving this link for a special occasion. Hope this cheers you up about your girlfriend, have a happy birthday.
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It's weird, baseball's getting the boot because all the American players are all minor league nobodies that no one wants to watch. Softball's getting the boot because America is so ridiculously dominant it's downright unfair to everyone else. I don't really care though, I don't watch either one.
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I'm disappointed man.
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I don't understand why he even lied in the first place. Sounds like he still wrote the song by himself, just lied about the inspiration. Does a song really need to be inspired by a terminal illness to still be good?
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Thank you. Bout time somebody noticed.
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
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I am quite the light weight. I'm absolutely hammered after 4 shots of tequila and vomit after 5 so I'll try to keep things watered down.
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Hey Illithid, be nice to your wife. She got married with Cthulhu plushies, that makes her cool.
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I always hate it when people look disappointed to win silver or bronze medals. I understand that they can be favored to win gold, but when I look at all the Olympians, all the people that have worked for years and won't even make it past the prelims or even get mentioned on tv, it seems pretty selfish to be sad that you're…
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Thanks for all the tips guys. I think on my birthday I'll just be going out to a nice-ish restaurant and get a cocktail but I'd like to go to a bar or buy my own stuff for the weekend. I love orange juice so I think I'll try a screwdriver. Is it equal parts vodka to OJ? I'm a scientist I like to be precise.
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An important topic here guys. I turn 21 in 8 days and I want to celebrate correctly. When it comes to alcohol, I really have no idea what's good or what I might like; so I'm asking for your expert opinions. I've only ever tried Jose Cuervo, Smirnoff, and a some light beers that tasted like seltzer water. The tequila wasn't…
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Welcome to the forums. To commemorate your arrival and Mario's absence, we should make 9 podcasts.
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My girlfriend once spent about 10 minutes stomping on ants at a train station, does that count?
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I'd ask who's playing but I'm guessing you've already left. Have fun and remember to RTFO.
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