Apathy
Apathy
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I'm heading up to the big smoke for New Years. Going to see my friends and get spectacularly drunk and barbecue lots of meats. I'll be gone for anywhere between 1 and 2 weeks. So I probably won't be here much, although I will try and drunkenly yell about partying hard enough to kill normal people when I can. For SCIENCE!
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I think my Spanish is limited to some food types and El Nino. So obviously you should name him Burrito.
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I don't know if this is awesome or horrible. Or some sort of TERRIBLE HYBRID AWESORRIBLENESS. I mean, if kids are raised to trust and love their robot teachers, how are they going to react to the inevitable uprising?
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Get her drunk. Alcohol is generally the cause or solution to most problems. Sometimes both at once.
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You Monkeyhat Professor Pants Catastrophe Fido
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I just ate around 2 kilos of food. I love Christmas.
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Merry Christmas! So far it is mercifully cool. Here's hoping it stays this way all day to maximise my eating vast amounts of roast dinner efficiencey. Beer is on ice, just in case.
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Banana phone?
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Mish: Chatham which is in South East England (about an hour South of London by train).
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So hot I am melting into a puddle. I've been here for over a decade and Christmas being in Summer is still weird and wrong. Actually, Summer in general is weird and wrong. Stupid Sun.
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It's because they're too busy looking at your junk on those nifty new scanners.
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If movies have taught me anything, at some point in the next few days there will be some kind of Christmas miracle and everything will be puppydogs and rainbows. Good luck with the current shittiness though. Hope you didn't lose anything important to water damage.
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It's a Saturday. Get shitfaced.
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No idea. It's made of titanium though. Is that even magnetic?
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True. It is what all the cool kids are doing. Ignore my previous comment and in fact climb trees as much as possible. They'll make you a new spine. Although if you get one that shoots lasers I will have to steal it. They're still being recalcitrant about attaching weapons of SCIENCE! to me.
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Also: don't climb trees.
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Can't get blood from a stone.
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Got the last of my stuff from my kitchen gear that my brother was 'looking after' until I could get it brought down here. The stupid fucker has managed to destroy most of my frying pans and pots. Including not only scratching the shit out of my awesome large frying pan, but also buckling it. Not only that, but everything…
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...maybe you ate too much cheese?
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Those are awesome. I especially like the village layout.
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And we (read: me) are very anti SkyNet. It would put a real dampener on the chances for zombie apocalypse.
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Happy birthday! Enjoy Lego Dr. Who.
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I don't know what it's saying, but the sad face leads me to arbitrarily assume that it's a declaration of war. Man the defences! Or woman them, if that's what you'd prefer.
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What the hell time is that in GMT?
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Happy birthday! Have some Six-String Samurai art:
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I am more than likely going to be sober until around new years. Kinda makes me sad. My liver is pretty happy about this, but screw that guy. He's a jerk.
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Happy birthday! Enjoy the newest solution in home overkill:
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Get a metal plate put in. Totally worked for me.
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CRT screens explode and are a bastard to clean up.
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Make everything neon green and pink!