Behemoth
Behemoth
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So, what are we doing for June?
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What! How dare you call Jesus a communist.
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MAGIC!
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Tim Minchin is the greatest song writer ever.
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Oh well. Better luck next time, I guess.
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I like the new you. Way less creepy.
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If you're not afraid of getting electrocuted I can teach you how to get free electric.
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This EDIT: and this
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It was 4:45am when i posted it. I was awake, everyone else should have been awake too.
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Move? Where? Are you moving in with me?
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WHERE IS…
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It's about getting drunk and being happy. You're looking for the "Hate, contemptible hate" thread.
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Sorry, everybody. We're celebrating my Mother's birthday tomorrow and my Grandmother's birthday next weekend, so I will not be able to start growing my beard until May 1st. EDIT: And I have to say, Ryan, shave that shit or don't put stuff in your hair. You are one creepy-looking mother fucker right now. You've just got a…
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Behemoth only has a small amount of free time before work now. I'm off tomorrow, I'll stay up late tonight and drink.
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Ryan knew I shaved, that's why he made this thread. I'll post in a couple of weeks when i grow a new beard.
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Mechanical May.
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I used to donate whole blood whenever there was a drive. I was at a gallon at some point (they gave me a pin). Now I just donate platelets because they only have a 1 week shelf-life, so they need them more. If you don't like needles, you won't like platelet donations, it takes about 1.5-2 hours with a needle in each arm.…
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsC0VzEBdmg
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I just saw something interesting. A tow truck with a vanity plate reading, "2L82PAY".
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Thank you, that is the less spicy option. I add at least 3 times as much death sauce in mine.
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Who the hell are you?
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That doesn't seem very fair. The Princess gets to cross-dress but Link doesn't? What a bitch.
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The foam tastes bad. And there's no way not to get it in your mouth.
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Just add more beans in place of meat and add the balsamic vinegar directly to the sauce. I meant to mention that in the original recipe. I have done it meatless before. Add 50% more beans and some more sauteed peppers to get the consistency right. EDIT: fixed for a meatless option.
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OH BOY! You guys are in for a treat today! I finally wrote down how I make my chili and I am going to share my coveted recipe with all of you. Sauce: (anything with a measurement other than oz is an approximation) 56oz of tomato sauce, puree and/or crushed tomato 28oz of diced tomatoes (so, 3 large cans of tomato stuff to…
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Why not just drink out of the whiskey bottle?
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You made me have a thought. In most story-heavy games, you can skip over the story sections and just get on with the gameplay completely oblivious to the narrative context. That'd be like watching the football games without knowing any of the players' stories. The player information comes about as you watch the game from…
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Agreed, though I think the analogy is a little flawed to start. It would make more sense to compare a genre of video games to a type of sport (including chess and other competitive board games). That being said, video games trump them all since you can play chess, checkers, shougi, go, mahjong, football, basketball,…
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Football has narrators.