Behemoth
Behemoth
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FrKcHVmXZQ
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That was interesting.
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This one's for Jakey and just because it pisses me off. I turn gas and electric service back on after it's turned off for non-payment, very often, people make a partial payment and work out some payment plan with the company and that entitles them to getting the the utilities turned back on within 24 hours. That's fine,…
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You are feeding the cats, right? Anyway, just call up the utilities and explain that the party responsible for making the payments has skipped town and say you'd like to work out a payment plan. They'll keep you on for $50 down.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ImvlS8PLIo
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"For over 100 years we've been scrunching and folding toilet paper." The ComfortWipe does not address either of those issues. I guess they didn't think "Too fat to reach your own ass? Check this out!" would be a good sales pitch. I also like how it took the woman in the commercial 2 tries to release the paper. It's…
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A hermaphroditic, hysterectic, eunuch.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TqavB4Qmds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob3Q84Sc8j4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P3eF7ZXyDc
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Well, nobody could honestly say this is a surprise, unless you mean surprise that it took as long as it did. It's still unfortunate though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeiS7hYbb8c
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WTF! Get the hell outta here, and don't come back until you're miserable!
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I know, right.
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I'm afraid you've already proven yourself to be slightly biased towards the heterosexual lifestyle. If you were impartially bisexual, you would have made a baby with another man as well.
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We must find a bisexual judge. That's the only way we can be sure she/he will be impartial.
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The vote itself was unconstitutional, you shouldn't need a consensus by all the justices to decide whether or not specifically limiting the rights of one group is wrong or right. Judges can overturn jury decisions if they feel there was a significant and obvious miscarriage of justice.
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Ryan likes his Facebook better than the OB. That's why he didn't share this with everybody. Judge overturns Calif. gay marriage ban
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We make Soylent Green.
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No, no, no. Stop being so damn depressing. You gotta roll with it. You come back with something like, "Great minds think alike", or ignore the quote and say, "I just said that"/"stop copying me", or, "well there ya have it. If Behemoth said it, it must be a good idea"/"So the general consensus for the OB is for poor people…
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Exactly. When I was a student, I bought a new car because I could afford it. It was $10k after all the taxes and my payments were $150/month. I could have managed higher payments, but I didn't need a more expensive car. I've had it for 8 years now. I could afford to buy a new one but I won't. This car isn't costing me…
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I don't feel sorry for her at all. She's obviously just a fucking idiot who doesn't understand how to be financially responsible. There is no reason she should have been wasting money traveling on vacations while taking out $92,000 in student loans. She was not just making an investment in school. She was taking advantage…
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I know! It had a bad B button. You had to hold it for a second before it registered. I didn't notice until after 45 days because Megaman was the first game I played that needed it. The game is way easier now that I can jump and shoot at the same time.
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2 lanes in each direction with a large median which at this point was a little valley. There was a ton of traffic, so we were driving side by side. EDIT: I made a picture. My path is black, asshole's path is red, other guy I dodged's path is blue. (I only spun 180 degrees. I added the swirlies for dramatic effect)
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I didn't died! I was driving in the left lane on a 2 lane highway with a full shoulder on the right and only about a 3 foot shoulder on the left then a 45 degree grassy slope down. This guy was in the right lane next to me, almost perfectly lined up, like front bumper equal to front bumper. All of a sudden, he decides he…
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GET OFF YOUR FUCKING HIGH-HORSES, YOU STUPID LITTLE PUSSIES!!!!!!! You were the ones asserting that drug use inhibits brain activity and that it was a bad thing. You little twats were the ones trying to say that drugs were bad. I simply rebutted that claim about alcohol. I mentioned some benefits that are associated with…
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Your frontal lobe is not always your friend. In most situations it isn't. You mostly need it when you're trying to figure out something new. It acts as a hub for all the other info you have stored in your head. Slightly inhibiting it will actually help you to recall information. One or two shots before an exam will help…
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Climbing trees whilst drunk is fine. Don't fall out of the trees.
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I like this riddle better than that other one. I propose that some of the newcomers have been lurking and were inspired to create an account after seeing other new people join, starting with Davey. I don't know the specifics of Davey's assimilation, but the mood of an individual requires less explanation. The other…