Behemoth
Behemoth
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He's gotta be with those young ones that pop in and out of here. Queen and that other riff-raff she led here.
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OMG!!!!!!!! Start taking pictures of yourself now. Make sure it's at places where the date can be confirmed, then get the fake CEO job and record yourself giving an important speech. Then you write a book of generic self-help crap and go on a tour showing your before and after success and sell millions of copies.
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OOOOOOO, OOOOOOO!!!!!!! Pick me! I'm white. I could totally do that. Ryan, hook me up.
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WTF! Only 2 Birthday wishes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a new sleeping bag.
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Do you have any Reese's candies? Do you have Frankenberry or Booberry cereal? Go here and tell us what you want.
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She's about 6' and cute. We went to an aquarium. Spent about 3.5 hours together total. Hopefully we'll hang out again, aquariums don't inspire memorable conversations.
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Am I the tallest Orange Beltian? I'm 6'3". But if we're doing that whole, super specific thing, I might only be 6'2.8" or some such. I know when they measured me in cm in Japan, I was one half cm less than I expected when I did the math in my head. But they may have rounded off.
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I thought Lauren was short. Tanya's crazy tall. She's like 6'. So, yeah, I called her up on break today and we're gonna go out on Sunday. It didn't sound like her father trying to disguise his voice, but who knows. I'm sure at the very worst it'll at least be fun. I've never been a fan of arranging dates and such. I prefer…
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The context is a guy I know from work (I've talked to him maybe 6 or 7 times total) called me on my cell phone (a number I never gave him, but would be pretty easy to get at work) and said he was telling his daughter about me and decided that we might like each other, so he gave me her number and said I should call her.…
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A guy with whom I work called me and asked me to date his daughter.
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Because there's a Five Guys in Manhattan. EDIT: google maps shows 3 and one in Brooklyn, and about a dozen within an hour of the city.
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We even got matching tattoos. We had a few drinks and I decided to show Ryan my other tattoo. He really liked it. The next day, Ryan had to rush out to catch a flight home. I was very surprised, I thought his plane didn't leave until tomorrow. Oh well. Bye, Ryan. We sure had a fun adventure in NY, I can't wait for the next…
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The next 2 days we hit the town. We saw all sorts of cool things.
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wikipedia's fuking stupid. a shot is 2oz.
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I won't have access to the belt until June. In fact, I should be leaving right now. Why am I still typing this?
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JAKEY JUNE! GO!
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I know I joke a lot about how fun it is to eat animals, but I mostly just eat meat out of convenience. I actually don't eat meat very often anymore. But most fast food is meat and it's way easier to grab a calorie packed sandwich with some meat on it than a veggie wrap which will just leave me hungry after an hour. I…
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The story was posted somewhere on the belt. probably in the amusing news thread.
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I have trees. There's like, no open space.
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no, no, no. We can definitely do Jakey June. And come on guys. With all of the unique interpretations we come up with for the various themes, this one has you stumped?
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May's almost over. I say we do Jakey June.
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Center Moriches, NY
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Same here. I'll do it tomorrow.