DrLeopoldStrabismus
DrLeopoldStrabismus
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And how you feel is what's really important! =D
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Appendix A: Additional Things Which Are Considered Sex* The Time Warp
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If there are pelvic thrusts!
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Guys, this isn't about freedom of speech or whatever! It's about what you all consider to be the line between sex and non-sex.
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Well, my definition of sex isn't entirely true. I consider oral sex to be sex, too. How do I feel about manual sex? I don't consider that sex. I think it's sexual, but not sex. I consider the following things sex:* Vaginal penetration with a penis * Vaginal penetration with a strapon * Any vaginal penetration that involves…
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For my standard view, yes! But I will allow two people to define what sex means to them. I realize a lack of vocabular standardization in this area (or any area for that matter) can lead to confusion that others may deem "unnecessary". However, I feel that we need to allow our language to evolve enough that in 500 years…
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For sex to take place, I consider the vagina more important than the clitoris.
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Hey, who are you? My name's John. Nice to meet you.
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Ooh, Symphony bars are good. I used to eat, like, one of those every two days when I lived in Biloxi.
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Pictures lead to thoughts.
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She never said she didn't have lesbian sex. We can think of it like Schroedinger's lesbian sex. It both exists and doesn't exist until observed - at which point we find out it really exists.
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And don't forget Topanga!
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That sounds like the BEST Valentine's Day gift. :D
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The time required to drive to college. Right? RIGHT GUYS? WE ARE EXPERTS ON ALL WOMEN.
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:Q I can imagine him before he yelled:
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So we're in favor of hitting children. Next topic: umm, I hate working 84 hours a week? Also the daily attacks on the base suck.
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Yeah! Can you post that, or is it copyright infringement?
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DOUBLE POST OF: Or even if you do want to eat it.
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Like I said - beef is perfect for intercourse if you don't want to eat it.
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New topic: Lauren is interested in just naughty sexual activity with the same sex, with no string attached?
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That's horrible, man! Oh We feel your pain. That pain! We feel it! Yes, it's so familiar. We bemoan your loneliness. Don't worry, Prince. Keep occupied with making your life better by yourself, and love will find you. Sending things to Earth... trees... elephants... hopes... dreams...
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Lauren, you KNEW she was bi? And you didn't tell us? Are you even sure? I mean, I'm only speculating here. I'm sure it's unfounded, and probably not true. She's said nothing that would indicate she's interested in females. At all. Ever. Definitely not multiple posts on the subject.
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I once pursued one of my friend's sister's friends! I had been alone for awhile physically, and even more alone emotionally. Well one night we ended up in the backseat of my car. We were about to have sex - we never had before - and... ...and I couldn't get it up! I drove her home in silence. We...didn't talk much after…
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Alright, well. Atleast you're hanging out with your friend-buddy on V-day. It's good to not be alone. Keep in mind that you have needs, though, sir. A man needs more than just people to be friends with. Benefits you, I hope my advice does.
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That's not the story at all. You mentioned it. You want us to be interested in your life. Now you've got to ante up. Where did you meet here? What are her interests? What do you two have in common? What are some cool things you did together? How many seasons was your romantic tension milked before they wrote her out of the…
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Weight? Backfat? Thigh girth? Knee slopage? Biform recombination?
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Man, that sounds like a bad idea with a capital BAD IDEA. Why don't you tell us the whole story, and we'll impart advice. I'd hate to see you hit a downward spiral.
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Shit, Brave Bird is HAWT.
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So what are you, like, 6' 2"?
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While that quote may eliminate Mario's confusion, his question was still asked. What is effeminate about hamburgers? I guess the most effeminate thing about hamburgers is that you can have sex with them.