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• MATT, I SWEAR TO GOD. STOP PUNNING ALL OVER THE PLACE.

  in The Revenge of the Spawn of the Somewhat Amusing News Thread Strikes Back Thread Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• *swoon*

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• This thread is about as off topic as a derailing train.

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• You use your supershoes to jump high into the air! You hit your head on the ceiling and fall into a coma. After ten years your loved ones decide to pull the plug and you die slowly. I wish I had gaydar.

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• I was using "guy" as a general term. Also, damn it's good to be called DBD again.

  in Official Introductory Thread Strikes Back Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• *steals the new guys shoes*

  in Official Introductory Thread Strikes Back Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• Awesome.

  in Youtubin' Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• Well, shit.

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• Weeeeeeeeee!! My head is on fire! I Zelda where this Megaman is going.

  in I'm not your buddy, friend Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• You are granted a meter stick from the heavens. Unfortunatley, the day before you bump your head and forget how math works. So you just end up using it to "sword fight" people. I wish the world was covered in semen.

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• Look what you've done, Mario. You've inspired a 15 year old to make a Spritecomic. Where will it end?

  in Episode 305: Just Desert Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• Was that a pun? SO HELP ME GOD, MATT.

  in It's a bit like Captain N, but more British. Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• That's fucking awesome hlavco

  in 123rd! Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• I love you as well, my good sir. And I always look foolish.

  in 123rd! Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR! I wish Jakey loved me back.... *sniff*

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• Ah! The sneaker bandit strikes again!! Is there no end to the tomfoolery!?!?

  in 123rd! Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• I couldn't care more about you, Hammy.

  in Explain the Difference: Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• John, I still have a picture of you passed out on some guys couch on my cellphone camera. You ladykiller, you.

  in Explain the Difference: Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• AH GOD MY EYE. JESUS CHRIST. JESUS CHRIST.

  in Explain the Difference: Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• Monopoly is forevermore played with real money, and becomes a pasttime of the business elite and super rich. You become a monopoly rounder, rising up the ranks with your great skill and luck. Until one day you make it to the top. A private game with the most powerful men in the world. You win. They kill you. I hope you're…

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• Mmmm..... Bowie pants.....

  in Seriously, boys... Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• You get your wish! 4chan and all of its memes are erased from history. Suddenly the internet becomes much less funny. The forum shuts down, and you hang yourself in guilt. I wish I had an F-Zero machine!!!

  in Corrupt a Wish Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• In the pants?

  in Seriously, boys... Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• Oh, those silly Africans will war about anything.

  in Return of the Son of the Effed-Up News Thread Returns Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• Wow. Really? After three years you guys haven't changed at all.... Don't fight about words. FIGHT WITH WORDS!!!

  in Explain the Difference: Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• Suddenly, the mention of breasts in a thread revives a long lost traveler. ... Hey guys, whats goin on in this thread? :)

  in Seriously, boys... Comment by DrastickBlowDown July 2008
• I totally have a wii. expect a friend code shortly

  in So...who has their Wii? Comment by DrastickBlowDown March 2007