Drooling Iguana
Drooling Iguana
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You obviously have never been trained in proper rabbit technique.
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You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without…
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You could be living tissue over a metallic endoskeleton, sent back in time to either kill or protect the future leader of the human resistance.
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When Littlefoot's mom died in The Land Before Time, I felt sad.
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A variable is an abstraction used to represent part of an equation. It's not an entity that can be believed in.
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So basically, when you use the word "god" you mean something entirely different from pretty much every single usage of the word in the entire history of the English language? I guess from now on I should start calling my shoes "ice cream cones." Assigning arbitrary definitions to well-known words is fun! And what's more,…
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Okay, then, what's your definition of the word "god"?
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He should dogfight the flying ferret from xkcd.
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Unless you're going to argue that all reality is an illusion, we know that the Universe exists because we can see it, hear it, etc. all around us. Now, how it came into existence is another story, but just because we don't know how something came to be doesn't make it in any way logical that it was created by an…
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No, I just don't conform to the strawman of atheism you seem to have built up. An agnostic considers the existence and non-existence of God to be of roughly equal plausibility, or at least thinks that God's existence is likely enough to give serious consideration to, while I don't consider it to be any more likely than any…
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That's either the best or the worst joke I've ever heard.
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A supernatural entity is an entity for which no evidence exists. If God existed he wouldn't be supernatural, and if there was credible evidence that he exists I would acknowledge it. As for the "divinity" bit, you are aware of a little thing called "humour," right?
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Not people, just Khan.
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It's not ALL-CAPS DAY either. ALL-CAPS DAY must be spelled in all caps.
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Being an athiest just means that I don't believe things without evidence. The divine nature of ALL-CAPS DAY, however, is readily apparent through empirical observation. It's not a matter of faith. Not only is it a scientific fact, it's a SCIENCE!-tific fact!
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I will not allow you to pollute the sanctity of ALL-CAPS DAY with your heathen festivals. The war on ALL-CAPS DAY must stop!
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That's International Caps Lock Day, not ALL-CAPS DAY. We don't observe ICLD here.
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It means you suck at tennis.
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You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!
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The deputy mayor of the Indian capital Delhi died on Sunday after being attacked by a horde of wild monkeys.
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All I know is that it works fine in Linux.
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Political commentary FTW!
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Two Buddhist monks who are roommates and play video games?
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One billion microphones would be one kilophone.
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Well, the installer has to download the game content from the Internet, and it's quite large. Depending on your connection speed it could take a long time to get it all.
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What's going wrong for you? What OS are you trying to install on?
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Take a look inside the cage.
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Except that, since it's a silhouette, you can't tell if she's facing forward or backward at any given time.
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Show him Behemoth's boobs!
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What about a herbopomorphic human?