Drooling Iguana
Drooling Iguana
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I WAS ACTUALLY HOPING THAT MARIO WOULD RESPOND TO THE SECTION OF MY POST REGARDING WHETHER OR NOT ALL-CAPS DAY IS JUST SOMETHING THAT HE AND STEF MADE UP, RATHER THAN FOCUS EXCLUSIVELY ON MY ENTIRELY ACCURATE STATEMENT ABOUT APPLE USERS. I'M STILL CURIOUS AS TO THE SECRET ORIGINS OF THE HOLIDAY WE ALL LOVE SO DEARLY.
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WAIT, THERE'S SOMETHING TO ALL-CAPS DAY BEYOND BEING A HOLIDAY THAT YOU AND STEF MADE UP? AND WHY DO YOU CALL IT THE GENIUS BAR? IT SHOULD BE CALLED THE PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER BAR, IF IT'S AT AN APPLE STORE. THAT WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE.
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I SAY THAT'S JUST YET ANOTHER REASON WHY TIPS SHOULD BE FACTORED INTO THE PRICES. IF IT'S NOT EVEN GOING TO THE PERSON THAT WAS SERVING YOU THEN WHAT'S THE POINT?
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THANKSGIVING WAS A MONTH AGO, STUPID.
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IF THEY MADE A RESTAURANT WHERE THE PRICES WERE HIGHER BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TIP BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY PAID THE STAFF A DECENT WAGE I'D EAT THERE ALL THE TIME. OR, AT LEAST, I'D EAT THERE IN ALL SITUATIONS WHERE I'D NORMALLY EAT AT THE KIND OF RESTAURANT WHERE YOU HAVE TO TIP, WHICH ISN'T OFTEN. I'M NOT SURE IF THE…
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YEAH, THAT WASN'T A VERY GOOD EPISODE, BUT I CONCUR WITH THE GENERAL CONSENSUS THAT GARY COLEMAN WAS PRETTY AWESOME. THEN AGAIN, GARY COLEMAN IS ALWAYS PRETTY AWESOME.
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To tell you the truth, I don't remember which episode that was. They all kinda blur together after a while.
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You fail at Simpsons references.
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British diocese bans garden gnomes from cemetaries The ironing is delicious.
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So now can we get the Mario/Geoko campaigns back on track? That's the election that actually matters.
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In America, Clark Kent wears his pants on the outside. In Britain, Superman does.
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Happy birthday!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q Drunken squirrel!
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Steven Spielberg, George Lucas and Harrison Ford are sure in trouble now.
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Obama just won the election. If that's not Freaking Awesome I don't know what is.
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I don't have cable and my antenna isn't hooked up so I won't be able to see the speeches until they show up on YouTube, but I've heard that the music playing when McCain walked off the stage after his concession was the theme from Crimson Tide. Whoever picked it either hasn't seen the movie or has a sense of humour.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRvAAYjmqkE
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Harpo for President!
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Somehow I doubt that the greatest ambition the guy ever had was to get a high bowling score.
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From here.
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Pretty awesome, but the painter got Obama's superhero identity wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk5YJkhizRs
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I see you've already taken the first steps toward your dictatorial rule by censoring those who speak against you.
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So you're going to wipe out everyone who can't sing?
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Part Deux:
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A couple of stories that I'm certain will cheer you up about all this: Link the 1st:
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Fortunately, that's not the case everywhere, although I haven't seen many people around here exercising their right to bare, well, everything. Still, a few years back a court ruled that they could if they wanted to.
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Happy Birthday!
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Here you go. Is the embedded version not loading for you or something? EDIT: Damn you Illithid!
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If they made a Polka Band and/or Accordion Hero I might actually buy a rhythm game.
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Then you find out that he was boffing Aeris the whole time and is so pissed at you for resurrecting him that he refuses to join your party and deletes all your savegames.