FangédFaerie
FangédFaerie
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I have to admit, Playboy is pretty classy. Should I be worried? My testicles haven't dropped yet... Oh, wait. That wasn't meant for me.
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Mom: (hands over gun) Here, go defend yourself. Kid: Sure thing, Mom! Mom: Don't put your eye out. The tally is all about 'Look at us, our city's dangerous!'
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Meiosis made the raw materials, which then got together and made a baby. Whose cells are now undergoing mitosis. Oh, and I'm due to have this one Aug. 20.
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Heck, deer meat is always better.
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I'd like to get a Wii just for the new Zelda game, but I don't have the $$$.
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Which differentiates you from most of the rest of us how? ;)
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Yeah, they might come back as zombies and eat your head.
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Actually, she'd been complaining of "flu-like symptoms" for some time. So maybe it wasn't an overdose. *shrug*
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Well, I'm back in town. Sorry for my absence, I got pregnant and sick again and haven't been doing much but lying around feeling like shit. For those who don't know me, I've drifted in and out of this place a lot over a couple years now. I like pet rodents and dying my hair blue. I also have a pet turtle, now, and one 18…
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Yeah, I've been busy puking my guts up. Pregnant again. Feeling better lately, though.
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John Cave, 14, is deaf, but it doesn't keep him from going to public school. He even has a new specially trained assistance dog to help him. But that's the trouble: the W. Tresper Clarke High School in Westbury, Long Island, N.Y., says the boy "doesn't need the dog" at school and, when the boy brought the dog anyway,…
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*pukes for the second time today*
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I bet she was a cat person. I know, I know. But I'm just saying what you're all thinking.
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She probably said she didn't know, because she was too distracted thinking about having HAWT SECKS with him. In the bed of a blue truck. No, wait, that's me. Good thing we're both married, or I'd be sooo stalking him.
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I second that opinion, Stef. If Cartoon Network people ran for president (especially the adult swim guys), I'd vote for 'em. I understand not liking bad voiceovers, but translation of the dialogue and more American-sounding names would make more great anime accessible to American fans, which means more exposure and support…
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Half of that is expected from Mike himself, the other half from his managers. Did you notice he's having to represent himself, since no lawyer would touch that one? And the dude's an ex-convict.
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There's a difference between "killing" and "conquering." She has me wrapped around her tiny finger, as the saying goes.
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I dreamed I was pregnant with twins, a boy and girl, and that I died in childbirth. (No Dune or Star Wars jokes, please.) I spent most of the dream trying to figure out what I was going to name the babies. Sad. I'm so boring.
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I used the blog only to point to my LiveJournal and to announce my kid's birthday. As for the rest, I found some old friends using MySpace, so it makes me happy.
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Also, Japanese and Chinese semi-porn that made the news! In the first case, the girl in the photos is waaaay too young to be posing like that. The second was an ad campaign trying to draw attention to, ahem, women's health.
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I've just had a bowl of mixed cookie dough and chocolate ice cream. But I really, really want some Taco Bell chalupas...
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Facebook? You mean I need ANOTHER addiction??? ;)
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An unnamed man crept into a zoo exhibit claiming God would save him from the lions. He was mauled to death.
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So why haven't you friended me yet? Oh, nice to meet you. I have a bad habit of coming here, posting about a dozen times, then disappearing for a couple months. I use my kid as my excuse, which I happen to think is a good one. And thanks for the welcome back.
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I'm referring to movies based on banned books. Such as Farenheit 451, 1984, etc... I thought crazy, spur-of-the-moment ideas were WELCOME here? Sigh.
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Indeed. Please stay, and post. Hilarity may ensue!
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I'd very much like to come. I'll have to ask the hubby about it tonight. I'll bring the munchkin, and possibly her father, if I manage it.
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We should do that on a banned book holiday. You know, when libraries across the country display banned books, etc... Or not. Yes, I'm alive. Just a bit worn out. :)
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I was a biology major when I was still in college.
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'Cause he's gonna kill the kid. And then be alone. And have to walk home alone. Ha.