FangédFaerie
FangédFaerie
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It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the ri-i-i-ight! With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in ti-ah-ight! *laughs*
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I'm with Jhonny. Spank me, grab me, dig in your claws, but don't go anywhere near there, thanks. Interesting, though, that vibrator penetration doesn't count, but a strapon does. Hmm.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw Muppet time!
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There, though, is where things get murky. When you're dealing with two women, what constitutes fucking? They do use the term, "fucking," for the record. Thoughts? *grin*
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Their loss, I suppose. It is true that many innocent straight girls, fresh out of their parents' homes for the first time, drunk at frat parties, allow themselves to lower inhibitions and experiment. Drugs. Dancing. Peanut butter and mayonaise sandwiches. Even going to experimental theater shows. What is the world coming…
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Mephistoph3l35: Hitting things cheers me up. Mephistoph3l35: I use that at work. Mephistoph3l35: Luckily I'm right next to a big fat guy, so he hardly notices. TheFangedFaerie: *laughs* Mephistoph3l35: And a girl on the other side, and I'm pretty sure I could take her. TheFangedFaerie: Erm, I hope so? Mephistoph3l35: I'm…
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And this, my friends, is one of the reasons I can never live in England. I'd miss my Glock far too much.
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*grins* I love the Darwin valentine. I got the hubby the Hitman trilogy last year. Not sure what I'll do this time around.
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Well, I laughed. Especially because, thinking it over, most of the guys I've been with don't particularly like steak! So I guess I'd have to substitute something else, there... Hmmm...
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Whereas the bicurious might, in fact, enjoy the sex. *nods*
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Because she's crazy? Her birthday party was the other night. My oldest was acting like a drama queen three-year-old, and my husband swatted her. We do this occasionally. Keeps em in line. We do NOT leave bruises, and often it doesn't even hurt, so much as gets their attention. Mom claimed that one of her guests was an…
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*laughs* I wouldn't be surprised. I have links in my signature. If you're curious, the path will lead you to what you seek. Otherwise, just know I have two adorable, sweet girls.
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My mother is making veiled threats to call CPS and/or lawyers in an attempt to take my children away from me. I'm resisting the urge to go kill her. This requires staying up all damn night, and I have a full day tomorrow. You guys don't even KNOW.
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Hey, you try going for awhile without talking about teh sexay ladeess, and then make little sarcastic remarks. We'll see... we'll see! *shakes fist* Bi and proud. Stuff it. *laughs*
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This year, I will be disowning my mother's family for the holiday. I already took care of Dad, etc. for Christmas. I wish I had a fuck buddy. : (
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*laughs, doubled over*
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Dude, the second one was about 6 months old when I was here last. Not that I expect you to remember all the details of my life, but sheesh. :P
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Invisibility?! I'd like to go invisible, sometimes. And fly. Fly around, naked and cold, in the clouds. Or not. I don't like being cold.
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Being dumped in the week before. Seriously. Every. single. time. Erm... roses and chocolate?
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Wow. There's a pleasant thought. Maybe I should take another break, and try that method...
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The older one (Lily) is three and a half, the younger one (Violet) is 18 months.
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*shakes hands* Good to see you again, Andrew. Glad to know there's a fellow Sandman appreciator around. ;)
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Soooo... Is this thing back? Apologies if I've revived a thread that should have stayed dead. I'll help you guys shoot it in the head, stab it through the heart, and sprinkle holy water over it, if needed.
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Oooo, very good choice. Gotta love the Sandman series. Especially Death, of course.
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Ah, the internets. Place for even the darkest among us to frolic happily through child pornography and send creepy messages to whomever they can.
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*waves* I'm not sure I ever got yours, either, but I vaguely recall you. You'll have to excuse, me, though. It's been a long year. I usually went by FF around here, though I think I did finally tell everyone that one nickname is Jacq.
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Gravity is made of bones. Erm, sorry. Non-sequitur machine doesn't seem to have an off switch. And I still haven't met you guys, yet. I should change that.
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*laughs* Oh, how I have missed you guys. There's been a hole left in me that only you could fill. :D
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Last night: Random guy: i'm on [name of site deleted] 2 Me: Huh? Random guy: i looked at your profile, saw your sn Random guy: u live in wv Me: Oooookay. So I have a stalker, now? Random guy: ur profile said ur bi Me: Yes. Why? Random guy: ur profile said you might want a g/f Me: Well... Random guy: i'm a guy, though Me:…