Hamelin
Hamelin
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All the ending pages have titles that are bold and centered. It's so you know when you load the page that you probably died. Seriously, the odds are like 80% in favor of you getting a bad ending. Anyway, sleep we will do: Man, this is just too strange, you decide to just take a nap, perhaps this whole thing is just a dream…
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I knew you'd pick that one first. You're sick! Man, screw this guy, you decide to mess with his head. Closing your eyes you concentrate as hard as you can. The toad looks at you nonchalantly. You open your eyes and grin. The toad's eyes fly as wide as dinner plates. "Dude, that's sick! You're absolutely horrible!" You…
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I can't use the Creamsicle theme, it's too bright. Maybe the colors should be dulled down a bit, especially the oranges.
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Uhh, yes, and I just used it, here: Your arms burn in pain as you struggle to raise the bucket to the top of the well, but after minutes of effort you finally succeed in pulling the bucket all the way up. Hey! There's a large, bumpy, brown toad sitting in your well water. It looks at you with disinterest. "Huh, guy, why…
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Crap, I haven't written these. Gimme a minute.
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Wood creaks against wood as you turn the crank of the well and slowly pull the bucket in the well upwards. A good ten minutes of constant turning and the amount of rope wound around the axle is getting pretty massive. Damn, how deep is this well? Options... > This is getting hard, take a little break. > Keep at it, you're…
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You head <W>est (not to be confused with regular west). After a short saunter down the hill, you come across a rather spooky looking forest. Gnarled trees bearing dark wilted leaves curl upward over a multitude of shadowy paths that lead into darkness. To the right is an old-fashioned stone well that looks to have seen its…
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Let go of me! You throw your hand around the girl's wrist and take off running. Being weaker than you she's pulled with you but as you drag her to her feet she shrieks in fear and struggles against your grip. Several goblins hear her and appear from the ruined village, charging at you with their weapons brandished. You…
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With a deep breath you adopt the most comforting tone of voice you can muster and attempt to coax the girl out from under the blueberry bush. It seems to be working and she timidly shuffles towards you when a shout from behind you almost gives you a heart attack. You whip around and see a group of armed goblins charging at…
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You can't pick two options! I'm going with investigate. Needing to do something, you dash through the hamlet looking for survivors. Every charred building you peek into nearly turns your stomach, there are burned bodies everywhere. Who would do such a thing? You're about to give up and run to the nearest village when you…
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The smoke in the distance troubles you and you continue towards it. Before too long you come across a scene that horrifies you. A small country hamlet is smouldering. Several cottages have been burned clear to the ground and others are charred to the point of collapse. There are several badly burned corpses spread around…
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You adjust your sword and head down the hill towards the billowing smoke in the distance. At length you come across a well-worn country road that heads in the direction you're heading and you opt to follow it. Eventually you come across a crossroads where you find a deeply tanned man wearing a grey cloak and a broad straw…
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Maybe I should pick up Sin and Punishment. I've heard good things.
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Yes, but if the pope dies of natural causes all that pomp and ceremony they use to choose the next pope captures his power and holds it until the new pope arrives.
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Man, I'm behind, I only just got Guitar Hero III today. So, I still don't really get the hammer-ons and pull-offs. I can do it sometime. Is it that you can only do them on the glowing notes?
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No one said he'd have to do the deed. Just make sure nothing can be traced back, then you're set.
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Really, in a pinch a good solid brick will do you some good.
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Somehow we always overlook the importance of silencers. That, and any bullet you use should really be a hollow-point, if you can manage.
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Aw come on, you know he wasn't being serious.
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The request form said the normal turnaround was two days.
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Wouldn't that just be a way to bleed power for no good reason?
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You can't yet, that's just a request for a wiki right now.
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In fact, nothing ever gets done by mulling it over, aye? http://requests.wikia.com/index.php?title=Cataclysm Let's see if that makes it through.
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I wouldn't think that would be the best idea. During the time it was safest the police would still be out, probably in mass, to stem the tide of looting, any attempt to snitch weapons from a police station would probably get you thrown in the slammer. At the point where even the police are forced to abandon the area, and…
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I have elaborate plans. When everyone else is rushing to Wal-Mart and the other big box stores to loot canned food and electronics I'm heading for Home Depot with a truck to load up on tools, lumber, a big tank for gas or water and all the solar panels I can scrounge up. First thing I'd do is knock a hole in the wall…
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Man, screw Soul Reaver, that game was one gigantic block-pushing puzzle. I watched my friend Marcus play it, and while Raziel is pretty cool and all, it just didn't make up for the sheer amount of box-relocation it had going on.
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I can see that being a sitcom.
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Forget degrading women, the Santas are clearly infringing on a trademark held by Hostess! SUE!
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Because you converted to Canadian and currently the Canadian dollar is worth more than the ours is.
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Yes, but how?