KhanFusion
KhanFusion
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See, this is what happens when too many people run on the same general platform... someone (or more than one!) splits the vote enough to let Bill Clinton and a lesbian win an other wise clenched election. Ross Perot, I blame you for all of this.
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That picture is so sexy, it impregnated my daughter. In other news, I don't have children yet.
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But then, straight jackets were always cool.
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This is all far less interesting than I had hoped.
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Of course, we probably made Stef implode....
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Waffles reproduce via batter.
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Everyone knows a little something about Ghandi. For instance, he was an ascetic - a priest, of sorts - who would spend hours a day in meditation. And of course, part of being an ascetic meant that he would walk miles without any shoes, making the soles of his feet extremely calloused. Additionally, his rigorous and…
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Curse you all for making me laugh about a girl getting hit by a train. Also: What the hell is John talking about?
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That guy looks so much liek Richard Patrick, it's scary. For those of you too lazy too Google: Richard Patrick is the lead singer for Filter, and is the brother of Robert Patrick (the T-1000!)
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Aw man, that's terrible... Look, making fun of people who've been in accidents, or who have otherwise been disfigured, is somply not cool. It reminds of this poor kid who was born without eyelids. Thankfully, a team of doctors were able to create eyelids for the kid, using the foreskin off of his own penis. The kid will be…
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Oh my god, people... I just wasted an hour and a half of my life watching Queen of the Damned. Vampires will forever be brainless and pathetic to me, after this.
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Pi is exactly 3!
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Wow, that pun was nigh invisible, almost like...... *gasp* a ninja!!! A pirate joke disguised as a ninja! Or rather, a ninja disguisesd as a pirate joke! Implode'd!
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Is that really any different than "The Chronicles of Riddick" "I'm a Furian... look at how furious I am!"
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Avant Garde, it is* * Not really.
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Aw, that's just the lack of oxygen talking.
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But! Is it.. ? * Shiny * Jangly
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Maybe 20 years ago, in a different country... But no, not anymore. At least, according to the following: People's Exhibit One People's Exhibit Two Also, I'd like to state that the British need to use more Z's, use less P's, and learn that "blood pudding" is a really gross name for any kind of food.
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Isn't this particular use of the adjective "bloody" synonomous/analogous with the adjective "fucking" used here in the US?
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The black and white cat looks so noble with that orange helm.
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Holy shit that made me laugh my ass off.
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Not if I sue the legal suit system first! And then lose! And then have my case surveyed and heard by the Apellate and then Supreme Courts! And then have the case lose anyway, because there's no way they'd change the suit system of civil law! But not until abotu 4 years have been taken up, and all of us forget the reason I…
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+ 1,000 points, and draw a card Edit: In response to the long, depressing card above.
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Bah, you guys can't use that joke... yet. You have to wait until she asks you to pet her, or something even less euphemistic! Then you can mistake her for Olga.
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Damn, I really need to learn how to use Photoshop.
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Me and a friend modified it into a drinking game a couple of years ago. It was crazy fun... I'll try to find some of the cards we came up with.
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And cliche'd!
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... and he won't be alive for very long. As soon as people in jail hear about why he's there, he'll be killed.
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Oh my god, the Burgerking King has produced offspring! And it has terribel table manners!
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If Stargate Sg1 has taught us anything, its that replicators can be blasted apart by shotguns. Of course, Stargate SG1 has taught us alot more than that, but I figured that megamaniacal parasitic worms didn't fit into argument so much.