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Instead of not getting rid of some of the wish corruption threads you are forced to join several other forums that don't have them, you have no time to keep up with all of them and your job, but you must frequently visit all of them. You lose your job and become a bum who spends all his begging money at internet cafes. I…
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Oh, I love where this thread is going.
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Sadly that was your last wish, you have more wishes, but the being that grants them has left for all eternity. I wish for a the Orange Box to come into my possession.
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Nice spotting there, I've sort of been scanning through the posts because they're all pretty long and seem to say generally the same thing (that it doesn't matter really but some men do have preferences and they're all different) so I didn't catch those misspellings... but that was bad... like... REALLY BAD.
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You could've just wished to work one less day and still get paid the same amount.
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This extra day means we must be farther out from the sun than we were previously, however it wasn't that the planet was moved into another stable orbit, what actually is happening is that the Earth is slipping out from it's orbit around Sol at an alarming rate. Earth is flung from the solar system, and without sufficient…
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Oh right, wasn't paying attention to names...
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There are so many different types of energy and matter that inevitably you forget to keep some of them active. Eventually you forget to activate certain molecules in certain places and poison yourself through air/water/ect. I wish that that all video games are completely realistic in every way so much so that if we were…
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I'm actually going to have to agree there and take back my previous statement, I only made it for the monocle.
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p_- Quite flawless indeed!!!
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Your new avatar is animated like your current one, but it has particular frames inserted and removed very quickly, you have a seizure and die. I wish I liked spinach more. I already like it quite a bit, but I would like to like it more.
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But in the end you didn't wish for anything besides what was already happening. Your wish was void in the first place and therefore would not be granted by any self respecting wish granting being, however you would not be able to tell it was not granted. Either you had a horrible mugging coming to ya via Karma-camel, or…
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You make this wish and soon after a group of violent gangsters pulls you into a dark alleyway, intent on killing you and taking your stuff. You lose your items of value and your designer pants before being pushed into the street and shot after several people see you. I wish for a large amount of Jell-o to be made for me…
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You sit at the top of your pile of the 300 beanbag chairs you've received, you sink to the bottom and die by of asphyxiatory suppression. Edit: I forgot my wish while referencing Mario's wonderful brew panel!!! I wish that I wasn't as forgetful.
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Ellipses already exist, you've wasted a wish. You realize your stupidity and fall into a deep depression, you commit suicide. I wish that lava didn't hurt or injure humans and we could bathe in it.
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You become very adventurous and find and artifact that makes you immortal in the sense that your bodily functions don't need to operate for you to feel fine. See above. Edit: this seems to happen a lot. It is so hot outside that to cool down all of the hot air outside in the speed you imply you want is impossible without…
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Any children you have with your soon to be wife die before you, you eventually become bored with reality, you wish it would all end, yet only had one wish. You go mad from boredom and grief, and as your mind slowly degenerates the world does with you. The universe crashes down around you, your second wish granted, yet you…
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Oh they're fulfilled, it just isn't fulfilled here. Oh wait, better reason. The wish granting entity doesn't know what sort of thread you're talking about, so forever more clothing and any other thin string is always on-topic. Some one brings up the topic of assassination, the small threads in your shirt decide to…
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Manipulating anything in the Orange Belt is beyond the scope of any wish granting beings, and even if they try the main subject always descends into madness because of the people being here being who they are. Edit: YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!!! Blob, in the game "Sins of a Solar Empire" you conquer planets and the such, you can…
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You make the stupid mistake of going to the Orange Belt where nothing but madness applies, said madness drives you insane. I wish I didn't have as many [relatively] good ideas so that others could come up with them and get credit for something.
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OB Home is Zlamzambo (his last name is O'Bleness) Shade is me. OB Home says: =D Shade says: ok? OB Home says: =D Shade says: ._- OB Home says: 0.o? OB Home says: ^^ Shade says: raising one eyebrow OB Home says: ^_^ Shade says: ._- OB Home says: >=( OB Home says: +(v Shade says: /_\ OB Home says: ?_\ OB Home says: $_$ OB…
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I'm betting it'll be revived later.
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Harsh.
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[Useless but I liked it>] Your new car appears several hundred feet above you and not only kills you, but is destroyed by the fall. Edit: Damn blobs. The grim reaper is your servant but even servants have break time, he kills you during said time. I wish for a my house somehow gain several additions to fill up the entire…
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Yay for Brawl!!! Is this here to avoid off topic-ness in other threads? If so it's probably not going to do that much. Anyways, I don't have people over here that much, so I play brawl at my friends house, however he is out of town until August 5th, so I haven't been playing it much recently.
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Who's been procrastinating!?
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I forgot to steal VepresCorselet's shoes for Mr. Cel. *steals shoes*
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If you're still there Mr. Cel I have two pairs of shoes you didn't catch.
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The god of expending effort to deny requests. The god of the "I'm not your buddy, friend" thread.