Silverward
Silverward
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If only, let us know how it is, JC.
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She's so easy, a caveman could do her.
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Fix'd.
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I just want experience for later in life so I don't have to have a very awkward conversation after various relationship milestones.
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This isn't real, but judging by the crap they had in the 80's it could've been. Super Mario Sex Ed Video
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Kayak. or...probably a Pidgeot or something.
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THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...POKEMON TRAINER! That name just doesn't ring too well with me, Red would've worked fine.
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You fool, he'd need real-time weapons change for that.
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Hopefully Banff is betting in Winter than it is in Summer, that place sucked.
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Who lives in the east under willow trees? Sexually Suspect...Panda!
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You didn't do that before?
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One day, Jake had an AIM conversation with someone, and said something to imply that he had sex with fungus. Ever since then, we've occasionally called him a "mushroom fucker". What's worse is that he's always trying to show me his "Spore-shot" pictures.
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Who's the best cook, while cleaning the dishes?
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Battle of Olympus.
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Funny story, a girl I could've settled for had a kid with a guy who's pretty much just like me, only he's never made a smart decision in his life. He hates her now.
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Third installment? Clearly the Onion's fact checking department hasn't heard of Guitar Hero Rocks the 80's.
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This song was made back when the all encompassing word for video games was Nintendo. The line implies that he's usually high, and playing video games, thus, not paying attention to her.
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But what if it wasn't?
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Underground, you get it by mining.
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Instead, we bring you "My Three Khans" already in progress. "Khan! Did you wash the cat in the Chex Mix again?" *forced at gunpoint laughter*
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"And I'll form the head!"
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I'm really getting sick of these Khan propaganda posters all around the neighborhood. But don't tell him I said that.
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I was just about to post that. I love how they just don't get it.
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I'm still waiting on mine.
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Dude, everyone loves the salesman, except those buying his products. Mainly because they usually die.
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Can I enter V again?
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But what if it didn't?
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Apparently the movie goes from "awesome Sci-fi" to "Shitty slasher flick" half way through.
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It had everything it needed to suck, the unlikely hero, the military genius, the black guy who sacrifices himself, and the crazy scientist who dies because of his own desire to know everything. And that kid with the huge fucking nose.
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It's Shia LeBeouf, the kid from Even Stevens and recently Transformers.