bruce
bruce
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Hehe "Mate". They really are Australian!
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Through clothes or bare?
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Long shot, I know, but I'm currently download Back to the Future 1. If anyone wants to hit this shit up with me on skype, get your copy down. I'll have it in about an hour...
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Oh, and testicles. Any decent car must have testicles.
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Right! In an attempt to kick myself into action, I have opened an ISA account to save money for a trip to the states next year. I've reckoned I'd have enough saved up by about July for a return flight to Chicago, which is relatively central and well served by Amtrak, so people from Texas and California would have no…
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All I could hear coming out of your mouth was "Beauty school drop out"...
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Use a mac. Or, in all seriousness, this maybe one of those moral situations where you can justify pirating a windows 7 disc.
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But then again, this is the same God whose perfect design makes us able to painfully bite the insides of our own mouths, ripping the cunting things to shreds, so you can't expect much.
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Everyone is sad :( Group hug, guys!
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Back to the future is 25 years old this year. Why not kick things off, This weekend with Back to the Future? Then next weekend, back to the future 2, and, rather predictably, the weekend after with back to the future 3? I'm guessing we all have a copy of this movie (If not, for shame!) What do you guys think?
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Damnit, Two days on the trot I've made some kickass food stuffs (Haddock pie and tuna pasta bake, respectively) from scratch, and posting it on the belt didn't even occur to me. I've failed you all :(
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A classic!
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To get the true sense of scale of these behemoth baby. 8 pounds 5 ounces, 53cm long.
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We have Baby! Esmé was born at 22:29 on 24th September 2010 after a 23 hour long labour. The birth wasn't without complications though. Vienna gave birth and got a tear in the process. Normally, a tear is a minor thing. Twenty minutes in surgery getting it stitched up and all is well. In this case, something went wrong in…
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D'aaaw, Ryan beat me to the somalia jokes :(
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Let's fry a baby! But not mine...
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We are, its just this takes a few hours before it works (if it does!) so if she goes into labour, there's plenty of time to get her to hospital.
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So, yeah, once again, the pains were a false alarm. Tomorrow Vienna is to be swept. What does this entail? Well, a sweep is basically where Vienna invites her midwife into our home and allows the midwife to quite violently finger fuck her in an attempt to loosen the cervix and dislodge the mucus cap. I'm really not joking…
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£569 for a round trip to san jose. Not bad at all. Not that I either have £569 to spend or the time to waste going. Ustream it is!
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Nearest international airport? (99.9% unlikely I'll come, but for shits and giggles...)
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Right! Vienna is getting sharp pains in her back which then spread towards her abdomen. They're quite far about, but regular. We're ringing the labour ward to be sure, but this could be it, guys!
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Shit! Vienna is experiencing both explosive diarrhoea and an inability to urinate. Both signs that labour is due within hours. I'll keep you guys updated!
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2 BE OR NOT 2 BE– DAT IZ TEH QUESHUN: WHETHR TIS NOBLR IN DA MIND 2 SUFFR TEH SLINGS AN ARROWS OV OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE, OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGAINST SEA OV TROUBLEZ AN, BY OPPOSIN, END THEM. 2 DYE, 2 SLEEP NO MOAR – AN BY SLEEP 2 SAY WE END TEH HEARTACHE AN TEH THOUSAND NACHURAL SHOCKZ DAT FLESH IZ HEIR 2 – ‘TIS CONSUMMASHUN…
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Seriously, American Goodies. A shop near us sells a box of Lucky Charms for £7 a box (about $10.50) and I bet, even with shipping on a few things, a box of the real American stuff would work out cheaper. So, anyone willing to do a brother a favour? EDIT: Also, I didn't make it clear, but I'd pay for the items and their…
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Bruce says: I should rewrite shakespeare BLOW YOU SON OF A BITCH BLOW! Daggison Seabound says: Lo, is this a fish i see before me? Hark, a haddock! Bruce says: To bee or not to bee. SHIT! BEES! Daggison Seabound says: IM COVERED IN THEM
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Well, today is the due date... And nothing yet :( So we keep on waiting...
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Sorry Ryan...
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Anyone find it crazy that English Muffins aren't actually that common or popular in England?
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Holy Shit! Were you born in a stable?
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It turns out that I still have a place to read politics at Greenwich University in September 2010. This seems like great success, yes? Sadly not! It turns out that I may not be able to go, simply due to the fact that this will be my third time doing third year due to illness, and the student loan company in the UK do not…