illithid235
illithid235
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UNTIL NOW! Ryan is quite correct in his assessment of my internet situation. We had some trouble getting it... but now I have it! I can resume my daily forum browsing, hurray!! Everything was fun, through extremely stressful.. it was a lot to organize and oversee. But in the end, we had good times... food, drinks, and Rock…
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I'm a bit late to this, but I'll put in my input anyway.. I find that electric razors don't get rid of enough to make your skin feel smooth. I use a Quattro (because I was given one for free, not because I think that the extra blade will somehow work better). I always go against the grain, unless I haven't shaved in a few…
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I passed this over for a few weeks, it seems... but I discovered it earlier today and now I've already watched it twice. I love it. This little movie is awesome. I'm going to watch it again.
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And Ron Paul's probably tastes like cultural isolation.
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Did he come back just a bit ago for, like... two posts?
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He's my favorite, by far.
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... seriously? I loved Mr. Yuck as a kid. He's right there, in Blob's post. A green guy with a gross expression on his face and his tongue sticking out. It's the universal symbol for "Don't eat this stuff, it's poisonous." I haven't seen him in a while, though, he used to be on all the chemicals in our house when I was…
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Huh. I must have gotten lucky that one time.
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Where do you need to be 25 to rent a car?
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I was just looking at a map like that the other day..... it's just... so strange to see such a huge difference between the two countries. And how symbolic...
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......... Horror.....
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I find it interesting that everyone picks 20. Not that I'm arguing. It's just interesting. And I do like the 'living for a few centuries' idea... I just wonder if, even at the end of those centuries, I still would not want to die. But it's better than just one century.
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Less than boobs.
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Oh, Light is certainly a persistent agent. "She's" just ACHING to lure someone in and prosecute them.
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Andrew. And your avatar frightens me thoroughly, Graeme.
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They are Asian. Their poos are smaller and more efficient, and as such, do not need to be cleaned up after. They just slide right out without leaving any residue.
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Well, it seems he actually wasn't strongly Christian, because he said the bible contradicts itself. He just really, REALLY hated gay people. Jerk-off.
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Oh come on... I thought you would see the calculation behind those mistakes.
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Besides, we all know the rules. You say you're a woman, but your actually a man. Unless yer under 18. Then yore a federal agent.
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Nope, that's not how it works. READ THE INSTRUCTIONS, BUFFOON!! You have to grant the wish. By the way, are we talking tabletop RPGs or video games? You get your dumplings, take a big bite... and realize that someone make their dumplings from their morning dump. Joke's on you, whitie! I wish that I could be in my new…
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Thank you for retro-ing my man teats. I feel like a more complete person now. Oh, and nicely done... Ryan and Adam's look awesome.
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You become magically gifted with all the knowledge of uromancy gained over the years. Unfortunately, even all the knowledge still doesn't help you divine the future from a bucket of piss. Your knowledge is fundamentally useless, and your girlfriend breaks up with you when she discovers you face-first in your divining…
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I wish there was a way to tell if anyone's actually paid this guy/girl... Heheh, Jesus the pet hater.
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Heeeere we go again. I horse where this truffle is going.
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I have to nullify that corruption, Queen. Just because pennies are called coppers does not mean that small coins gain the ability to arrest you.
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Ooooohh, good one, Mario. A parallel universe is created, completely separate from our universe in every and any way, save miraculous wishing. A rock is also created in this universe, but nothing else. It is entirely devoid of anything else, save this rock. You are transferred to this new universe to keep this rock…
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Nope, that goes against the rules, sir. You have to grant his wish. Like so. Kick is the name of a male prostitute in Bangkok. He moves really fast. EDIT: Aaaand I forgot to make a wish. I wish that God could make an object that it couldn't move.
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Since you uttered two articles instead of one, the wish follows as if you wished for "a orange box". An airplane comes crashing down into your residence, utterly destroying it. Luckily, your family was away during the crash, but you now have nowhere to live. While you reside in seedy motels, waiting for a new place to…
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But still a good analogy.
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Oh, lolage indeed. You make me proud.