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Therefore, we shouldn't offer graphics! It's okay to be a huge Nintendo fan and still admit that the DS is underpowered. Especially since it's based on the N64 hardware, which was, much like the DS, an awful system that we endured because we wanted to play Mario and Zelda.
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"This jawbreaker is not cheap. It costs more than these Chiclets."
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I hate Nintendo for releasing an underpowered console that everyone feels like they HAVE to develop for because it's a foregone conclusion that Nintendo will always lead the handheld market. I love Nintendo for releasing a console that encourages developers to make 2d games. Also I like their first party stuff a lot and…
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I've seen that video all over the web, but that first "reveal" of Kirby's face always gets me.
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Well, technically Bandai made the game. And, as we all know, Bandai + 8/16 bit + license = excellence!
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Dr. Pepper was awarded an honorary doctorate in the field of tasting really fucking excellent. Much like Colonel Sanders, the Dr. took pride in this and used the title in all public correspondence and also packaging.
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Have you guys checked out any related works? (I'm not even counting the movie sequels) (sorry to link to a Gamefaqs review) (the Toxic Crusaders had an awesome theme song)
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Who are full of Dr. Pepper!
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It didn't go away. Your beer drinking is based on a LIE.
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How have you not fled or destroyed this country yet? It is totally asking for it.
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I will always be a big fan of store-brand Dr. Pepper derivatives (except for Wal-Mart's hideous Dr. Thunder). Oh, and Kroger's grape soda is amazing. I loved it when I lived in Oklahoma and had to wait for trips home to be able to buy it. Of course, now that I live a block away from a Kroger, I can't drink real soda…
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I am terrible at Melee, but back when I lived in a dorm and had friends (pre-Gamecube) I was a shockingly competent Ness player. And where were all of you two weeks ago when I had my box avatar?
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I enjoy diet soda, because I lost 20 pounds within some ridiculously small amount of time after switching to it. And Diet Cherry Coke is actually pretty good, once you forget what actual sugar tastes like.
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IT'S A PLATFORMING GAME, STARRING ANTHROPOMORPHIC DINOSAURS, THAT ATTEMPTS TO TEACH KIDS ABOUT ASTHMA BY PENALIZING CONTACT WITH AIR POLLUTANTS IN GAME, SUPPLEMENTED OF COURSE BY LOTS OF TEXT ABOUT ASTHMA. No part of the game could be anything but stupid.
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How could anyone have seen any other Troma movie, but not Toxic Avenger? That's like being a huge Mark Hamill fan but never getting around to watching Star Wars.
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Having played Bronkie (though not to the 'end'), I totally believe that the game was so poorly designed that it is literally not possible to play the game to its intended point of completion. Oh, and I never forget Bronkie.
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doo doo doo dooooo doo doo doo waaahhhhhhhhhh
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They should just scrap the whole Smash Bros. thing and use the budget to make a Kuribo's Shoe based game. I love that shoe.
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I like the way you think, but If it's not The Long Piece, it's the wrong piece. And as for Plok, why don't we just build a whole game out of second-tier platformer mascots? AERO THE ACRO-BAT VS. BUBSY THE BOBCAT VS. GEX VS. well... Punky Skunk is more like eightieth-tier but I really want to include PUNKY SKUNK anyway.…
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That's probably just how he walks, although if he could disable people's weapons like The Boss does, that would be so awesome.
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It is so weird to see MGS3 Snake's head on MGS2 Snake's body. Also, I wonder if there's any kind of game engine yet, or if all they have is character models and one or two stages. I sort of got the feeling from the E3 trailer that this was all stuff they thought would be cool, but hadn't really implemented yet. Also…
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Mario and Wario are both dreamy for dudes who are into bears. Probably.
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Of course you want to play as Hiroshi Yamauchi. DAAAAAAAAMN!
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Speaking of distinctly not-awesome, and annoying, how about Reggie Fils-Aime? He's the president of NOA as of today, so it would make slightly more sense than putting the VP of marketing in the game. But still totally no sense, so it would be funny.
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If everybody died, the supply would completely cover the demand.
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Hey, you got my Azumanga Daioh 3! Awesome.
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Jack Bauer is in the bathroom during the commercial breaks. He is actually quite incontinent.
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In Soviet Russia, the Wii loves Indian people!
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There are plenty of options. Various explosive projectiles (Nikita missiles, C4 that works like the SSB mines), CQC, and maybe even Raiden's energy sword. It should be interesting to see how they adapt a stealth-based character to SSB. ...this got me interested in how he operates in DreamMix TV World Fighters, so I checked…
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Still, there are so many characters who have never been in a fighting game before, plenty of whom have no damn business being in a fighting game, and those are the ones I want to see. Like the Long Piece. Or the Vic Viper.