kukopanki
kukopanki
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You are the frontman of a popular band. You realize that your hermit-like personality doesn't mix well with the life of a musician, and end up killing yourself via shotgun to the head. I wish I had someone who could do my homework for me, free of charge, and in such a neat and fast way that i'd always get top grades.
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a renewed League
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Yeah. I mean, one would think that gifting dicks in boxes would have occurred to someone already, but it hasn't! And it's a great idea! It saves both time and money, and leaves all parts involved satisfied. It's the greatest invent of our times. I meant to say that Dick in a Box is also a worth exception.
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Mario receives smash skills. He suddenly feels overconfident about his abilities, joining a tournament. He does ok during the first fights, but then one of the big players dares him to a match, in which they have to bet $5,000. mario refuses, but the big player calls him a chicken, so he doubles the bet. The big player…
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Here in Ecuador is not uncommon for people (generally out in the country, not so much in cities) to name their kids whatever crosses their minds. A national magazine once held a contest for the weirdest names, and the winner received cash money and a free name change. Among the contestants were: Toyota Land Cruiser, Dos a…
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I'm sorry but what are you going on about ilithid? And Agentcel, who did you travel with? Tell us more about this girl? Did you eat dog burgers? I hear they've been all the rage in China for the past thousand years or so
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I'm not your alchemist, paulo coelho!
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well, that certainly was unexpected. You should feel ashamed of yourself Quinlin, it's Mish's birthday for crying out loud! Anyway, happy bday Mish! Stormtroopers always related:
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I think judges shouldn't allow for Facebook pictures to be presented as evidence unless they are related to the crime itself, otherwise it's just taking stuff out of context to harm a proceeding that should be seeking for justice. Really, I think that a judge that allows this is severely failing at his/her job.
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The God of Chronic Dipsomania
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My brother has Gmod.
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If he hates his job then why would he want you to follow the same career and university? I think your uncle dislikes you and wants you to lead an unpleasant life.
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That's as good as any other reason.
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I certainly hope not. I don't believe in reincarnation, but if I did I'm pretty sure that guy wouldn't get a second try as human being. The thing is that I'm really biased against the U of Illinois because of this fellow:
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Mmm.. You see, it's kinda like Little Big Planet.
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You only say that because you're a commie. THERE I SAID IT.
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But did she accomplish her mission? And how did other people know if she did? Was it in front of all of he class or what? Oh, crazy spoon girl!
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Not quite. It's only when you knowingly reject Catholic doctrine that there is no salvation, so if you never heard about Catholicism but still looked for God through your own methods or through some other church you will still be saved.
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Fuck that. University of Chicago is where it's at. Milton Friedman eff-tee-double u!
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I doubt they actually did that. You can get a priest to bless the wine or wafer, but it's not the same as transubstantation; and I highly doubt that a priest would transubstante something on demand.
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But comedy news shows are just as limited as the general media, only in a different angle. Then again, they aren't supposed to be serious.
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I don't know how it is in China, but isn't there always the possibility of getting black market guns? Here guns aren't banned but they are a tad more heavily controlled than in the US, and still you never know when some break-in or street punk might have an illegally obtained firearm. Also, Amoeba Boy you're awesome for…