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You should never have to ask that question ever. We have a system in place to track such things, and everyone in the brew was instructed on how to obtain this information.
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I've gleaned people's names through various means over time. A thread devoted to the topic makes it too easy! There was grace and skill in my amassing of identities! Besides, I know a lot of people's last names. You can do some damage with that kind of information.
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Thanks! My friend Brian made it for me.
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I refuse to give my real name on the Internet! Refuuuuuuuuuse It's Mario, by the way.
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Don't let Google fool you. He was too bad. For school.
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A few people around the forum have expressed their intent to go ConnectiCon things up. I will not be one of them, as the cost of travel has become far too prohibitive for jaunts across the country. But any Orange Belt folks going should definitely meet up and play 1000 Blank White Cards! Solidarity!
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Is "Federal Agent" the new euphemism for "of legal consenting age"? Because that's totally awesome.
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Brian Boitano??????!?
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Sterrence?
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Beady Bee?
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Well what the hell else would someone call you?
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It can never end. I mean, uh, good luck with sprite comics!
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Any answer I give would be a lie. I used to have a schedule, but I was unable to meet it. I'm going to keep trying to update more often. X'o'Lore, it's not a coincidence. I named the comic as I was reading Jeff's reply to that particularly bad desert/dessert mixup.
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Gah! I hadn't anticipated that. Kudos! This game is harder than I thought. I will beat you, 1-800-CORRUPT-A-WISH!
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This happens, but you are quickly trampled to death by an angry Anonymous mob for misquoting the song. I wish that an object were brought into existence which was completely incapable of interacting with our Universe.
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God does so. The object is a knife embedded in your stomach. God is the only doctor on call, and is thus unable to extricate the blade in time. I wish for Schrödinger's Cat.
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You receive your pet robot... velociraptor. With free will. And an endless hunger for human flesh. I wish my car could drive forever without refueling.
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All right, new topic time. NZ judge backs girl over 'embarrassing' name Regarding Variable's desired name, I'm gonna take a shot in the dark... "Fuck Censorship"? Is it bad that I think some of these names are totally awesome?
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Fine, that too. Now you have to corrupt them both. Good job!
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Birds constantly follow you around revealing all your embarrassing secrets to whoever will listen. I wish that weekends had an arbitrary extra day that simply put the calendar in misalignment with the Earth's revolutions around the Sun, thereby obviating any need to displace the Earth.
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Foolish wisher!!! illithid: Your sister's plane has to make a layover for refueling along the way. While landed, terrorists take the plane hostage, and force you to pay an exorbitant fee to release your sister. You have to drive and pick her up at the other airport, many many miles away (since all flights are grounded).…
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But... DrFaustusLives is Jakey! Bruce was the one making all the suggestions!
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Maybe so, but since my wish was for events to occur as if no wish had been made, that was gonna happen anyway. Ipso facto, the wish wasn't corrupted to harm me! I WIN!!
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The problem is that John believes that "to not think" means that a person doesn't think anything at all, or to not have an opinion on the matter, whereas I feel it means "to think not". I'm not sure we'll be able to come to any consensus without one of us caving on our definition, and I absolutely feel that I am in the…
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You remember any and all events, statements and thoughts that ever existed throughout eternity. Your mind is so filled with the constant stream of information that you are unable to concentrate on your surroundings. As a result, you are rendered completely incapable of interacting with the world. A vegetative state is the…
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That's cheating! The rules of the thread stipulate that you have to fulfill the conditions of the wish! Guess I win!
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Wait, so The Orange Belt only has threads where the topic is madness-related? Or are they going off-topic and descending into madness? Because I specifically wished for on-topicness, so that means I definitely get that wish.
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I have no problem with someone having fun. But this was a very small window of time where he was being evaluated specifically for how much of a douche he is, and he displayed his true colors in an ideal setting for the prosecutor to make a case against him. Is everyone having a problem with punishment that is based on…
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The additions form an impenetrable maze and you starve to death in your attempts to leave. I wish for threads to forever remain on-topic!