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mario
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLq1MANV6n4
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Essential facts about my opponent have come to light! https://youtu.be/GMcLPbV2k0U
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Please stand by for an important message.
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These claims are another attempt on the part of my opponent to dilute the real issues in this election. No proof was ever brought to light implicating me in these events. I maintain that all of those votes were made by legitimate forum members who subsequently had their accounts deleted for unrelated issues. This…
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I couldn't agree more. By voting for me, you're voting for the candidate with the innate ability to split up threads into their constituent components. My opponent, on the other hand, lacks even this basic ability. Is that the kind of man you want comptrolling for our great state?
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I can only express pity for my opponent's inability to discern fantasy from reality. I believe in our great nation's ability to play a video game without enacting the events that occur within. There also exist video games that depict zombies in a positive light, yet Mr. Kottmeier conveniently ignores their existence in a…
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Strictly speaking, a zombie exists in a state of "undeath". Such a marriage would therefore last until redeath (usually caused by a sufficient blow to the zombie's cranium). The letter of the law would indicate that, if the living partner were to expire, the marriage would be null and void, giving the potentially…
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It has become clear to me that my opponent stands on a platform of double standards. He refuses basic rights to the once-living, yet exalts the metallic men who have never lived at all? Can you really trust a candidate who flip-flops on such basic issues? Can you really trust him... with your children?
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That conversation lacks proper context! Fish-puncher!
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That man did not identify himself as a member of the press! Those comments were strictly off the record!
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My opponent has made clear his opinion on the living-impaired: he feels that they are somehow less than other citizens. He feels that the lack of the pulse indicates an inferiority. This is simply despicable. A man should be able to pursue life no matter what his disposition, but most of all when life is what he…
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You're American by extension of being a member of a forum community hosted on an American server.
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My opponent has made baseless attacks on my stance on the rights of the living-challenged in the past. I would contend that the men who penned the Declaration of Independence, among them Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin, great men who fought hard to ensure the freedoms of all Americans, are themselves deceased. If my…
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This just in! My opponent has edited the messages of others to further his own devious schemes! Do you want a candidate that punches fish and changes the past without time travel? I would only change the past by traveling back in time first, like any decent American. Do you want your state comptrolled by a fish-punching…
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. "Well," said Starfish,
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How DARE you accuse me of such treachery! I wouldn't even know how to change a quotation. Does vBulletin even allow for such skullduggery? I sincerely doubt it, but my opponent is always looking for a means to cheat the system. Geoff stands for punching fish, but I have always felt that fish deserve equal rights to all…
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Yes, but... what if it was???
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Yes... but what if you did have old-school Jared? Take that, jerk.
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I will always forgive... SMALL transgressions!
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eating a starfish
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Senator Finn was
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That pun was used by his secretary. Pay attention!
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, a simpler time
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It all started
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Clearly you haven't been keeping up with Mr. Tusks' antics. That is the only pun he uses.
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That reminds me
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Don't you dare try to set me up for making a Core reference that forces me to make a smiley for you!
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That bastard. Why
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I thought it was gonna be the old-school Jared! Fix it Geoff.
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That smiley's too big.