shakeycat
shakeycat
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Ryan forgets that legal drinking ages vary.
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Oktoberfest started a week or two ago, but I could totally get behind that. There is also Thanksgiving and Hallowe'en, plus cats and leaves and stuff.
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Where did that Fleky-senpai girl go?
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No wonder she got a tear, the baby looks about 15 lbs. Congrats Bruce (and Vienna!!) on your healthy, lovely daughter :)
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what is an insert
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I'M PACKING
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I saw some kid running around his yard in a pirate costume. I thought first, it is too early for Hallowe'en! and then I remembered.
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Haven't these kids been viewing porn on the internet since the hormones arrived 5 years earlier?
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Yeah! Come on, Peach Cannon!
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Hamlet, by LOLCATS
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But what about Netscape?
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Attaboy, god. That's better than being an asshole.
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I think it's time you join the Intervarsity Christian Fellowship, as their Lord and Saviour.
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The freight train was good! That's the sort of thing that's supposed to happen in dreams.
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I'm so sorry, Ryan, that we have not produced any non-douchey celebrities to look like you. If anyone has a more upstanding alternative, I ask that they come forward.
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Come on, find yourself a paperclip and make it happen.
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Finally saw it. The opening scene picked up where Titanic left off. Jack washes up on a tropical beach, wondering where he is. but I don't think the force of sinking is going to wake Jack up in time to fight to the surface. FIVE DEEP I thought the use of random suit-guys with guns was a bit of a cop out. It was just layer…
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The rage goes both ways.
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Who needs real science when you can have MAGIC SCIENCE!!
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Happy Birthday young lady! Here is a picture that isn't actually funny, because you're too young to laugh still!
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Can Adam and the other old people enlighten us on what life is like after our brains close the doors at 25?
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I don't understand how you can not "like" water. It's fucking water! you're made of it! So's your food! Get used to it. "Cheaper"? It's FREE. It comes from the tap in any building, even outside of buildings! It FALLS from the SKY. Tea is also incredibly easy to make! Boil water. Add tea bag. DRINK. You can do it on the…
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Can't remember the last time I drank soda. There's a chance I had ginger ale at my grandmother's house in January. Liquid vices are expensive.
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Shite, running out of time to imprint, then the window closes and I become old and crotchety :( Thanks !!
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Bruce. This year, the vacation comes to Ryan. Next year, when he gets a week off for Mao's wart lancing and recovery (毛沢東疣突金週), he shoud use the time wisely and go to England. I recommend taking time off beforehand so he can get a head start on his bicycle.
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NoLonger, you probably like the 2000s because you were 13 in that decade. The music you hear at that age imprints for life. Which is why I'll always have a soft spot for Hanson. But I chose my decades based on Queen and the Beatles, for the varied awesomeness. Every decade has its musical geniuses. I would've chosen 1920s…
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October 2nd. Beat that, bitches. I know you're counting. Happy Birthday, Amoeba boy. Here is a card from the season of your conception.
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Take friends where you can get them. Being "cool" matters less now than it ever did. Every year will be different. Network. Meet your roomies' friends, and the girls down the hall. Get locked out of your apartment once in a while so you can seek help or sanctuary. Enjoy group projects. Join teams, clubs, radio station,…
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September = BACK TO SCHOOL How do we celebrate such joy?
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White carrots from farmers market. OM NOM NOM NOM haaaaaa Food is one of the great pleasures of life.