Michigan's gonna shut down!

HamelinHamelin
edited July 2023 in Politics
http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/frontpage

There's actually a countdown on the site the Detroit Free Press runs, if they don't get this budget stuff sorted out everything's going to grind to a halt.

Check out what'll happen if the budget doesn't get done by midnight tonight:
http://michigan.gov/som/0,1607,7-192--176865--,00.html
54. Will I be able to play the lottery?
Retailers will be instructed to stop Lottery sales during a government shutdown. Players will not be able to buy or redeem tickets. However, drawings will occur as scheduled for tickets that have been purchased prior to the close of business on Sunday, September 30, 2007.

55. Can I buy alcohol?
Liquor sales are regulated by the state and therefore will stop during a government shutdown. Stores will be able to sell the inventory they have on hand, but will be unable to purchase additional inventory.

56. Can I buy cigarettes?
In order to be sold, cigarettes must contain a State of Michigan tobacco tax stamp. Stores will be able to sell the inventory they have on hand. However, if a wholesaler does not have sufficient stamps, cigarettes that do not carry a stamp cannot be sold to retailers.

57. Will the casinos be open?
According to state law, the three Detroit casinos cannot offer gaming, but can offer dining and entertainment. During a shutdown, gaming inspectors would not be working, therefore the Detroit casinos could not offer gaming. Gaming on Indian Reservation land, which is governed by federal law and gaming compact, would continue.
People'll freak if they can't get their gambling, drinking and smoking on.

Comments

  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited September 2007
    Well...At least the Lions don't suck this year.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited September 2007
    Wow, this sounds a lot more drastic than the New Jersey state shutdown a few years ago.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited September 2007
    Gaming on Indian Reservation land, which is governed by federal law and gaming compact, would continue.

    Wow, they're pretty nice for what our ancestors did to them.
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited September 2007
    My ancestors did nothing but drink wine and eat cheese!

    42. I am funeral home director. I have an indigent decedent. Can I apply for State Emergency Relief for burials?
    The department will not be processing applications for indigent burials during the shutdown.

    :Q Nothing like homeless corpses taking up space in funeral homes.

    Also, who WANTS the state to shut down? I do, personally.
  • Melted JhonnycakeMelted Jhonnycake
    edited September 2007
    Hamelin wrote: »
    People'll freak if they can't get their gambling, drinking and smoking on.

    The saddest part is, that is probably true.
  • brucebruce
    edited October 2007
    Wait, what the hell is this? A state shuts down due to a budgeting issue? See, this is why I don't like Federal countries. Much better to have a single central government to control it all.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited October 2007
    What if the central government has a budgeting issue?
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited October 2007
    Then everybody's fucked.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited October 2007
    Just look at Russia.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited October 2007
    The state budget's been messed up for over six months now, I don't know when it really started, but I remember the governor talking about it back when I was delivering pizzas in the first quarter of the year.

    They've had over half a year to get the budget sorted out, but the republicans blocked the democrat's every attempt to raise taxes and refused to set out a legitimate plan that didn't include cutting the funding back for just about everything we desperately need right now.

    I'm all for cutting the bloat out of government, the republicans aren't wrong wanting to do this, but no one can agree on anything. Everything sucks.
  • brucebruce
    edited October 2007
    hlavco wrote: »
    What if the central government has a budgeting issue?

    Then a motion of no confidence can be filed in parliament and if it's lost, an election is called, usually voting in a new government who fix the mistakes.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited October 2007
    hlavco wrote: »
    What if the central government has a budgeting issue?

    WAR
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited October 2007
    No no! When the central government falls apart, folks will see that there is no bomb that explodes! There are no fires that erupt! Life goes on! Don't you see that people - everyday honest people like you and me - can govern themselves?

    Vote Ron Paul.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited October 2007
    John the Filleau wrote: »
    Also, who WANTS the state to shut down? I do, personally.

    You just want to cut Hamelin off so he has nothing better to do than update the Adventure thing.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited October 2007
    Well, I'll still have at least 21 days of school before the college potentially grinds to a halt due to lack of funding.

    Can I come live with one of you westerly folk? How about you Jakey? =3
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited October 2007
    No! No more of this California business. There are already too many Californians here. Don't go to Iowa either though. I was in Iowa last week. That place is an embarrassment.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited October 2007
    But my brother's over there!
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited October 2007
    Come to NY.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited October 2007
    NY rules.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited October 2007
    hlavco wrote: »
    ND rules.

    fix'd.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited October 2007
    It's alright.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited October 2007
    I always liked South Dakota better than North because it was blue on my map. :)
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited October 2007
    Yes, come to NY.
    It has the Solar Death Ray, man.
    Oh shi-
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited October 2007
    [22:23] bombsomedodongos: The Legislature needs create a spending plan in time for the fiscal year to start on Monday or most state government operations will cease, including food safety and gas pump inspections, liquor deliveries, lottery ticket sales, the issuance of driver's licenses, and road construction.
    [22:23] bombsomedodongos: our governor's a fucking cunt
    [22:24] LeperKhanKnew: LIQUOR DELIVERIES?!!!!
    [22:24] LeperKhanKnew: Fuck the Jena Six thing, this crisis MUST be brought to the attention of the national and international media!
    [22:25] bombsomedodongos: hahahaha
    [22:25] LeperKhanKnew: thats not a miscarriage of governance, its a fucking ABORTION
    [22:25] bombsomedodongos: shit, i got wine in mah basement
    [22:27] LeperKhanKnew: sounds kinky
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited October 2007
    CD-i FTW
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited October 2007
    Come to South America. We have free cocaine and coffee!
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