How do you sell a fiber drink?

DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
edited July 2023 in Food and Recipes
Well, first off it helps if you live in Japan. After that's accomplished, make an advertisement showing a school girl battle colon disease with the power of swords and guns made of fiber? Works for me!

http://tvinjapan.com/blog/2006/11/21/schoolgirl-uses-the-power-of-fiber-to-fight-giant-monsters/

Comments

  • godgod
    edited November 2006
    I wonder if that would make any more sense if I knew Japanese.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited November 2006
    Nope. Just "good morning", "what's wrong", *monsters*, "one moment" *ass-kicking*
    Oh, and the monsters were all named after stomache problems
  • Ace76Ace76
    edited November 2006
    well thats kinda wierd if u ask me
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited November 2006
    Hmm. Apparently glasses must be removed before fighting monsters. Unless fiber improves eyesight and I didn't know it.
  • mariomario
    edited November 2006
    Clearly removing one's glasses is the universal symbol for shedding one's secret identity and revealing their true heroness.

    What this commercial's basically trying to say is, Fibe-Mini is the greatest product ever.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited November 2006
    That commercial may be completely ridiculous on all levels, but it got us to remember the product, so it's done its job well. It's also a lot more entertaining than most American television shows.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited November 2006
    Her wing-sword combo made me think of Pit. Those monsters reminded me of those of the Power Rangers....

    I think the whole glasses thing was that the product made her go from nerdy school-girl to sexy-monster-ass-kicker. But it's really anyone's guess...
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited November 2006
    That is a very sexy way to battle stomach problems. I want Fibe-Mini, and I hope she comes with the bottle...
  • Ace76Ace76
    edited November 2006
    thats what i want for christmas:)
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited November 2006
    If you don't live in Japan, the shipping could be costly....
  • Melted JhonnycakeMelted Jhonnycake
    edited November 2006
    Fibe-mini is the bets produst ever.

    not only does it give you kickass powers and weapons but it also turns you ORANGE
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited November 2006
    No...actually prune juice is the best product ever.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited November 2006
    Huh. That IS the best way to sell a fiber drink that I've ever seen.
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