Behemoth
Behemoth
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You don't really need 8 hours of sleep every night. That's just a loose guideline. If you're healthy, you need less sleep. We also develop habits, though. If you've convinced yourself you need 8 hours and you used to always get 8 hours, then your brain will make you feel tired because it thinks you need more sleep even if…
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You brew now?
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Let's do this! Applesauce, that's not so bad. Let's just take a look at the door and, oh crap. Here we go. Trust me, this is more than enough. Honestly, habanero apple sauce is pretty damn tasty.
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Oh yeah. I have a camera again. I'll do that tomorrow.
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I stopped a house from exploding last night, thank-you-very-much. And this belongs in the amusing news thread. Or you could start a "serves you right, you stupid motherfuckers" thread, which is really the same thing.
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That's disgusting.
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I can't make the gifs move. I'll have to skip out on this one.
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You know he's full of shit. The only reason they let women into the space program was so they could start having space orgies.
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They're right next to the granola bars and the breakfast bars. But they are neither.
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About that whole perspective thing. In NY, we have entire towns where everything is in Spanish. We used tax money to build bus stop style shelters so that the illegal day-laborers would be more comfortable while waiting for work in the mornings (they take up the sidewalk for a good half mile or so). And when I was in…
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I learned a valuable life lesson today that I think everyone needs to know. Kellogg's Fiver One Bars are not granola bars. They are full of fiber.... and it works.
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What the hell, RCS? You can't just get our hopes up by saying you're leaving and then not leave. That's fucked up, man.
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I'd be interested in hearing it. I'm not gonna just run out and buy it though.
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I certainly wouldn't trade my job now, but 3 years ago, I'd jump on that, especially if I wasn't paying taxes on it. First, let me just say, I don't give a shit if someone wants to come to our country and hate us while taking advantage of all the great shit we give them, if they pay taxes. I'm all for opening up the…
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http://www.ketknbc.com/news/talkback/elementary-school-children-at-one-massachusetts-public-school-district-can-get-condoms I'm putting this in the Fucked up news because of the responses from people. The actual policy seems to be that students in the school district will be able to ask for and receive condoms without the…
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This may be good for a news thread.
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That is actually a really great idea.
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I think I deserve a cookie for deducing that one. See, Ryan? I took my Sherlock Holmes and 名探偵コナン lessons to heart.
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I have a story about why my job sucks. This is actually extremely minor as far as fuck-ups go for my company. One thing I do at work is change gas meters at people houses for various reason. One reason is a stopped meter. If the meter reader reports a stopped meter (the reading hasn't changed for a few months and the house…
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I understand your situation 100%. The best you can do is help the customer as much as possible at the store's expense.
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"New" is anyone who's join date is 2007 or later. Now all you new people, GET OFF MY LAWN!
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....and you are?
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Gone? When did you even get here? Who the hell are you, anyway?