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• Your capitalized "BEES" thing will never catch on.

  in Camping Phail Comment by mario July 2008
• The lack of weapons is troubling, but it's something we simply have to work with. Have you considered working on home defense systems as a preemptive measure? A good fortification begins at home, and if (when) the zombie outbreak goes down, there isn't going to be a safe place anywhere on the planet, so you might as well…

  in Serious danger Comment by mario July 2008
• Yahtzee had a few comments to make on this matter as well. He seems to sum up our issues nicely.

  in Tim Buckley is the worst ever Comment by mario July 2008
• Yeah Bruce, get crackin'! Quit lamening!

  in 64th - Two Brews, A Brew And A Brewzza Place Comment by mario July 2008
• Yes.

  in News: My bad. Comment by mario July 2008
• The planning center was in Arthur's basement? Are you sure? That doesn't sound right at all to me, but I don't have the book on me at work.

  in Official Introductory Thread Strikes Back Comment by mario July 2008
• You completely misreported that reference. Arthur was explaining the difficulty of obtaining the requisite information regarding his house being torn down.

  in Official Introductory Thread Strikes Back Comment by mario July 2008
• I AM THE LAST ONE!!!!!

  in 64th - Two Brews, A Brew And A Brewzza Place Comment by mario July 2008
• I haven't played much of this game series, but I imagine a sequel would have been cooler news than a remake. Or else a port of Radical Dreamers.

  in Chrono Trigger remake for the DS Comment by mario July 2008
• Keep dreamin'.

  in Chrono Trigger remake for the DS Comment by mario July 2008
• Forget everything everyone said (including me) and get Freakazoid.

  in Japanese cartoons Comment by mario July 2008
• Don't judge Evangelion too harshly by its ending, as it was largely a product of budget and scheduling constraints toward the end of the series' production. They've since retconned a new ending with the films. I really enjoyed both Death and Rebirth and End of Evangelion, and would suggest you give those a try. The pacing…

  in Japanese cartoons Comment by mario July 2008
• Or you could, like, call the other person. With your cell phone.

  in Return of the Son of the Effed-Up News Thread Returns Comment by mario July 2008
• Also still coming: Duke Nukem Forever. And The Phantom.

  in Diablo Comment by mario July 2008
• Because BEES.

  in The Birth of the Freaking Awesome News Thread Begins Comment by mario July 2008
• Who knew they measured quantities of bees in meters over there?

  in The Birth of the Freaking Awesome News Thread Begins Comment by mario July 2008
• That doesn't make any sense in the context.

  in 64th - Two Brews, A Brew And A Brewzza Place Comment by mario July 2008
• "Warning: the enema you're about to enjoy is extremely hot."

  in The Birth of the Freaking Awesome News Thread Begins Comment by mario July 2008
• There was nothing else I could say.

  in 64th - Two Brews, A Brew And A Brewzza Place Comment by mario July 2008
• I've played Tactics Advance and Pokémon while driving, but in my defense, I was driving home from buying the games and couldn't wait to play them. Also they're turn-based and don't require constant screen-staring.

  in Return of the Son of the Effed-Up News Thread Returns Comment by mario July 2008
• Impossible! There's no such place!

  in 64th - Two Brews, A Brew And A Brewzza Place Comment by mario July 2008
• Welcome, former lurker!

  in Official Introductory Thread Strikes Back Comment by mario July 2008
• It was the best of decades, it was the blurst of decades.

  in I'm not your buddy, friend Comment by mario July 2008
• You know me too well.

  in Tales of SCIENCE! Comment by mario July 2008
• We all know that Yoshi's Island is to blame. It started all this Nintendo Babies nonsense, and screws with any Mario chronology theories anyone might have.

  in Comic #59: Fanon (6/30/2008) Comment by mario July 2008
• It's sad that people still think the LHC will destroy the world. HEY PEOPLE, THE LHC WON'T DESTROY THE WORLD. Didn't we get this all figured out on late-night talk shows, like, months ago?

  in Tales of SCIENCE! Comment by mario July 2008
• Do human tractor beams exist? ... Pepperidge Farm remembers.

  in I'm not your buddy, friend Comment by mario July 2008
• Alien tractor beams cannot be picked up by human tractor beams (since those don't exist).

  in I'm not your buddy, friend Comment by mario July 2008
• Flux capacitors cannot be picked up at your corner drug store in any era.

  in I'm not your buddy, friend Comment by mario July 2008
• Windows 95 is for time travelers.

  in I'm not your buddy, friend Comment by mario July 2008
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