mario
mario
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from the future
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(made of flan)
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((DBD, you're not even trying))
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Wait, that doesn't
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"I'm happy again!
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...And you're pro-date rape?
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a glorious feelin',
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, just singin' in
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might try singing
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Me, because I'd be the designated driver. A vote for Kottmeier is a vote for drunken driving escapades!
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I don't see how that has any bearing on my statements at all. I never claimed that all Frankenstin's monsters eat human flesh or are evil.
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Consider it slapped!
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I'm surprised we haven't talked about Pandora before! It's a great way to get exposed to music you might not have ever heard otherwise. Highly recommended.
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You're absolutely right. I apologize for allowing my opponent to again steer a discussion off-topic. My opinions on the matter of rescheduling and reformatting the election have already been stated, so I will leave this thread to continue discussion along this course.
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Dick Cheney is a Frankensteinian creation, a cobbling of various human body parts brought to life with the power of lightning. A Frankenstein's monster is not technically a zombie, since zombies are single individuals brought back to the living. Also, his craving for human flesh is generally relegated to that of young…
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Sir, I have never wavered on any of these issues. If you would like to cite examples of this supposed "flip-flopping", I would be happy to address them, but I am finding it difficult to respond to your poorly-formed knee-jerk accusations.
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Strom Thurmond succumbed to zombiism during his lengthy tenure in office. He was alive when voted in.
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Forgive me, my opponent's spurious statement to this effect was edited into his post after my previous reply, and I did not immediately see it as of press time. My love of kittens is well-documented. During my illustrious career, I have owned many kittens and loved them all as I would love any family member. Mr. Kottmeier…
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Thus far, zombies have made no efforts to run for office as far as I'm aware. Should one make such strides, I would support them, just as I would support any other person.
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I have found no law that specifically bars zombies from voting, for there is no law that removes a person's personhood upon death. Therefore, zombies, under the law, are people. My opponent would change these laws and thereby deny a zombie its basic rights simply by merit of its having been reanimated.
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Anything that is not a person, under current laws, does not have the same rights as a person. This is not necessarily my opinion on the matter, but it is what the law says. However, this does not indicate a lesser importance.
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The issue of zombie rights is clearly one of the largest on your mind, sir. We shall give it thorough and proper addressing during these debates, but as it stands, no laws exist that prevent zombies from voting. If you are elected into office, you can choose to further your stance and change the laws, but until that time…
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I stand firm in the decisions I make, and in my convictions, and in my stances on the important issues. A person is a person throughout their existence, until true and final death separates them from this mortal coil permanently. If a person can be reanimated, then I contend that they are still a person, and should be…
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As my candidate has requested, an open roll call election is the most fair method to prevent voter fraud. I would further suggest that a single day of voting be appointed, so that we are both given sufficient time to fully present our campaigns, to allow the public to make informed decisions when casting their votes. This…
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My comprehensive plan shall be presented in greater detail in due course. I am saddened that the polls were opened before we were both able to outline our plans for the office of state comptroller, but such things are beyond my control.
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I use "men" in the classical sense of referring to "people". The word does not have an inherent masculine connotation. However, if anyone else interpreted it in this way, I do apologize for the misunderstanding.
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Here's the real question: if you yourself were to expire and rise again as a zombie, would you wish society to turn its back on you, to deny you your God-given rights and privileges you maintained throughout life? Mr. Kottmeier would turn his back on you, or possibly blow your head off with a shotgun. I have a…
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Shouldn't we have finished the debating process before opening the general vote?
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My opponent's experience is not in question. The disturbing fact of the matter is that Mr. Kottmeier has proven time and again his inability to answer the call to action. When the going gets tough, who do you want sitting at the button? The guy telling "scary" stories? Please.
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I was leaving that wide open for you, fool. Also it wasn't as funny as the normal quickies, but I do appreciate it for introducing me to nockFORCE.